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24 Omaha, NE Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I saved this box for last, which probably says a lot.

I'm the worst.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hoping not to screw up the youth of America too badly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering song lyrics
Speaking in weird accents that aren't from any real countries
Accidentally turning a one hour nap into a six hour nap
Eating when I'm bored but not hungry
Drinking indoors
Drinking outdoors
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People like my hair a lot, which is sort of insane, cause it's super unruly always. Otherwise, people notice that I am tall or that I know all the words to an obscure song from 2003.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Twilight is the only book I've ever read.

Anyways I like a bunch of stupid indie bands that I think if I list, will make me look like I'm trying to be cool so I won't even do that.

I like tv a lot and I LOVE bad tv. Like ask me any reality show, I've probably watched it. ASK ME ANY QUESTION ABOUT THE KARDASHIANS, SERIOUSLY. I can't help it.

As for food, I'm sort of a picky eater but I really like food, so whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
club soda.
string cheese.
potatoes in all of their wonderful forms.
the internet.
the snooze button.

(If you write 'water, air, shelter, etc.' in this section, you might as well just write the words 'I'm boring' because come on.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If being famous would be fun, how committing to the same job for life at age 21 seems horrifying, and how Ke$ha has way more money than I'll ever see in my entire life even though she is Ke$ha.

Iceberg lettuce? Like why?

Also, how the girls on Teen Mom find like a thousand boyfriends and I am finding zero.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
With my friends or laying in my bed, watching Netflix, letting the crumbs of junk food fall onto my chest. Just kidding you guys, I put a napkin on top of me to collect the crumbs, I'm not an animal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know ALL the words to the rap portion of Faded by SoulDecision (aka my favorite song of the early 2000's).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't already annoyed with me.

You play 7 Little Words and want to tell me all the answers I can't figure out for myself.

You aren't from Texas... for some reason I get a huge number of views from people in Texas. What is that!?

You want to bond over hating everything.

If you are going to visit my profile more than twice, just send me a message. Viewing it 500 times might make you think I would send YOU a message, but really it just makes me feel like you're plotting my kidnapping and murder.