I saved this box for last, which probably says a lot.

I'm the worst.

Right now I'm going to school to become an elementary school teacher and working a shitty minimum wage job where I have to actually interact with people and pretend I don't hate them, so that's fun for everyone.

Baking
Remembering song lyrics
Speaking in weird accents that aren't from any real countries
Accidentally turning a one hour nap into a six hour nap
Drinking indoors
Drinking outdoors

People like my hair a lot, which is sort of insane, cause it's super unruly always. Otherwise, people notice that I am tall or that I know all the words to an obscure song from 2003.

Twilight is the only book I've ever read.

Anyways I like a bunch of stupid indie bands that I think if I list, will make me look like I'm trying to be cool so I won't even do that.

I like tv a lot and I LOVE bad tv. Like ask me any reality show, I've probably watched it. ASK ME ANY QUESTION ABOUT THE KARDASHIANS, SERIOUSLY. I can't help it.

As for food, I'm sort of a picky eater but I really like food, so whatever.

club soda
naps
earrings
a hair straightener, for real, my bangs would not survive without it.
the internet
ten alarm clocks, because I never get up the first time.

(If you write 'water, air, shelter, etc.' in this section, you might as well just write the words 'I'm boring' because come on.)

If being famous would be fun, how committing to the same job for life at age 21 seems horrifying, and how Ke$ha has way more money than I'll ever see in my entire life even though she is Ke$ha.

Also, how the girls on Teen Mom find like a thousand boyfriends and I am finding zero.

Either at a bar or laying in my bed, watching netflix, letting the crumbs of junk food fall onto my chest. Just kidding you guys, I put a napkin on top of me to collect the crumbs, I'm not an animal.

Just giving everyone a visual to really realize how much they want to date me.

I know ALL the words to the rap portion of Faded by SoulDecision (aka my favorite song of the early 2000's).

You aren't already annoyed with me.

You are frequently awake from the hours of 12am - 4am

You play 7 Little Words and want to tell me all the answers I can't figure out for myself.

You aren't from Texas... for some reason I get a huge number of views from people in Texas. What is that!?

You want to bond over hating everything.

If you are going to visit my profile more than twice, just send me a message. Viewing it 500 times might make you think I would send YOU a message, but really it just makes me feel like you're plotting my kidnapping and murder.