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your_dream_date

29 / M / Straight / Single

Barcelona, Spain

His Details

Last Online
May 9
Ethnicity
Other
Height
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Dutch (Poorly), Catalan (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Yes, that's right my dear; your long and tormented search has finally ended, for you have found my OKC profile: the profile of the one you shall come to know as your dream date. I know you have suffered long in untold loneliness and through a string of heart wrenching disappointments, perhaps doubting that the glorious day of our meeting would ever come to pass, or even that I your true and destined love could rationally exist in this world filled with so many fools and charlatans. But behold, here I am before you so dry your tender and beauteous eyes for it is time to take my hand and rejoice!
What I’m doing with my life
In the path of authentic experience I have traversed between the loftiest of peaks and the depths of social misery. I have lounged nonchalantly among brilliant heretics in the darkened corners of the forbidden and dwelt in the piss soaked alleys of total abandon and inebriated perdition in the company of diogenesian adepts and mad vagabonds, yet ever in the search of you, my darling of a beauty so rare that no lowly words of man could describe. For you are the spiritual and intellectual counterpart that I have always known would crown and complete my life as I shall do for yours.
I’m really good at
being unreasonably modest.
The first things people usually notice about me
My extraordinary charm and iconoclastic beauty dazzle all who have the good fortune of crossing my path.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Over the years I have cultivated profoundly obscure, eclectic and diverse cultural tastes which will undoubtedly leave you impressed and intrigued. To make even a basic representational catalog would therefore take ages and I fear you might be intimidated by the scope of it, so I shall spare you the details for the moment. These things are better to speak of at another time, perhaps when we are reclining naked in my candle illuminated bedchamber gazing passionately into each others eyes, exhausted from the intense pleasure of rapturous lovemaking.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The tragic existential predicament of humankind both presently and historically weighs upon my mind as it has done for all great thinkers.
On a typical Friday night I am
usually partaking in high art and bohemian festivities in the most elite subcultural epicenters of the avant-garde.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Alas I was born of mere mortals and not the gods of ancient lore as many mistakenly assume.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
you have recognized in me the embodiment of your deepest amorous desires and are prepared to step forward and embrace destiny's audacious plan to pair us in an unprecedented union of raw carnal eroticism and torrid, earth shattering romance which shall strike awe in the hearts of our contemporaries and inspire reverence in countless generations to come.