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34 M Norwich, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Nov 13, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a very passionate, talkative person; sometimes people say I'm a bit too open for my own good, but as I get a bit older I think I'm learning that I don't have to wear my heart on my sleeve all the time. I still do anyway, I've just finally realised that it's optional.
What I’m doing with my life
Editing, drinking, failing to save any money for travelling, planning epic home improvements, looking for opportunities to ride my new motorbike, trying to learn Spanish, deciding what I want to do when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Daydreaming, non sequiturs, spelling, playing with cats, downloading music, quoting verbatim from assorted comedy series, making alcoholic drinks disappear. Oh, and Scrabble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm probably the one who's just said something wildly inappropriate a little bit too loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Douglas Coupland is my favourite author. I'm also fond of David Mitchell (no, not him from Peep Show, the other one), Dostoevsky, Luke Rhinehart, Charles Bukowski, Philip Pullman and Chuck Palahniuk. Plus a lot of stuff recommended to me by friends.

Movies: Withnail and I, Pulp Fiction, Yellow Submarine, Life Of Brian, Inception, La Haine, Amélie, The Science Of Sleep, The Big Lebowski, Dead Man's Shoes. This list is not exhaustive.

Shows: Mostly long-since-discontinued British comedy and satire series. I'm not much of a TV watcher at the best of times. Anything involving Chris Morris, Charlie Brooker, Armando Iannucci or Graham Linehan will generally get it done. And Spaced, obvs. I also had a total and inexplicable obsession with 24 for eight years. Currently I'm loving Sons of Anarchy and Breaking Bad.

Music: Can, Pixies, Captain Beefheart, Aphex Twin, Pavement, Dan Deacon, Caribou, 65daysofstatic, Stereolab, Boredoms, Joanna Newsom, Neutral Milk Hotel, Toots & The Maytals, Nick Drake, Roy Orbison, Built To Spill, Why?, My Bloody Valentine, Mogwai... using that list as a template, feel free to send me recommendations of other stuff I might like. I can talk music endlessly.

Food: I'm more of a savoury-toothed tiger than a sweet-toothed platypus. Astoundingly, I'm really not that fussed about fucking cupcakes. I could probably eat Thai food for the rest of my life and be perfectly happy. I eat far too much pizza and fresh pasta, essentially because I can't be arsed cooking for one, and even when I do I just hoy a load of shit into a wok and see what happens.
The six things I could never do without
My friends, music, language, coffee, earplugs, hugs. Maybe lipsalve as a reserve. Actually, no, I need lipsalve... that's seven. Shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ways to fund round-the-world voyages, feline behavioural patterns, jumbling words around to make anagrams, the absurdity of modern advertising, what we're going to do when the oil runs out, how to invent a device that allows us to see movies of our dreams... and Bolivia. No, really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you want a random and long-winded conversation with a somewhat overzealous stranger. Or if you hate what we've done to the word 'random' in the last ten years. Or to the world in the last two hundred.