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49 Lincoln, NE Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 43–53
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly vegetarian
Not at all
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I've been the "class clown" / "life of the party" for as far back as I can remember, but get this jokester alone and you'll soon discover there's much more to him than witty one-liners and snappy comebacks. Actually, what this hopeless romantic desires most is quiet evenings in the arms of his one and only. I'd like to find someone who's health conscious and is in, (or lookin' to get in) great shape. I've lost over 20 pounds in the last few months and am currently zeroing in on the remaining 25-30 pounds. I'm a Husker fan through and through, but that's about the extent of my sports interests. Yes ladies you read that right, "Sports Center" does not play a intricate role in the day to day activities of this heterosexual American male. lol - I will although, help you cheer on your favorite team as long as you give me pizza and root beer. haha! Honestly, I'd rather be wondering around a mall, thrift shop, swap meet, auction, or antique store. When not on expedition for my next "big find" a relaxing day at the park, (or similar destination) is always a great option, (as we all's not about where you're at so much as who your with).
My ideal match has an upbeat personality and an uncontrollable desire for fun and adventure. Her alluring eyes and seductive smile are indicative to the razor-sharp wit and unbridled sense of humor she wields, (occasionally pushing the boundaries of good taste to the limit). lol -She has class and sass, and the ability to be a little bit of a brat at times. She easily makes the transition from the beach to the ballroom, and is as comfortable at the ballet as the ballpark. She'll possess a childlike innocence, and enjoys acting silly at times. She's my best fried, someone I can spoil and share my dreams with. She'll celebrate her individualism and prioritize the time to pursue her personal interests. She embraces old-fashioned values and enjoys being treated like a lady. We compliment each other's lives not complicate them. But most importantly, we bring out the best in each other through the love and respect we share. Drop me a note if you like what you've read.


Well, it being our first date and all, I'll obviously be wanting to "pull out all the stops" in an effort to impress you. I figure we'd start by taking part in a good ol' fashioned greased pig competition. After being awarded the pig, the three of us will ride the bus back to my place and retire to the couch on my front porch (weather permitting of course). Later, we'll dine on my famous fish stick casserole, (recently good fortune smiled upon me, and I was able to score a case of fish sticks that had been backed over by a runaway forklift). Next, I thought we'd enjoy a glass or two of Boone's Farm jug wine, (nothing but the best for my delicate flower). Note: Did you know you can run your belt through that little handle on the jug and remain "hands free" while collecting aluminum cans? Pretty clever huh?. Maybe after dinner I'll introduce you to my cousin Cletus, he spends a lot of time in the crawl space underneath my double-wide. He is one resourceful son-of-a-gun. A few weeks back, he fashioned a tattoo gun from a discarded 8 track player. I've been letting him practice on me while I'm sleeping. Maybe we could get matching tattoos to commemorate the night! Sound like fun?
What I’m doing with my life
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Reinventing it.
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The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm standing on their foot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lost socks
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I shower naked.