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youtakemehigher

24 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The fastest way to my heart is through my ears...

I'm kind of crazy, but not bad-crazy, more like eccentric as fuck. I never sleep enough, definitely introverted, grew up on a farm (and I have herded sheep once or twice). I made my pilgrimage to Chicago in fall of 2012.
I sometimes communicate via music, and I can do anything I want, but I often forget that I can.

I think I value intelligence and the ability to learn a little too much.

I play super smash brothers: melee competitively and could probably beat you with any character (your pick) but I play sheik. I'm not sure which came first but either way I'm very competitive.

I find vinyl extremely attractive (especially if it's dance music, but the fact that you sought it out is sexyy....well except for like, common stuff). Let's go spend hours diggin' through crates some time!

I got a bike recently, biking in chicago was cool, falling off and separating my collar bone from my shoulder was not. Stupid gravity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Waving at people who are waving for a cab.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding 4-leaf clovers, being late, handstands, writing really bad poetry (sometimes for other people), social reads, applying algebraic concepts to language, counting to 4, picking winners, problem solving, forgetting your name.
I'm pretty fucking good at mario kart 64, I came back to get first place after getting 8th in a race on the special cup recently. 150 CC OR GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUT MY FACE
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm a loose cannon cop on the edge, undercover as a shy, awkward and kinda nerdy guy that typically doesn't give a fuck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oryx and Crake, American Gods, 1984, The Trial, The Inferno by Dante, The Player of Games, A Clockwork Orange, Outliers, We, Of Mice and Men, Brave New World, Watership Down (which is now my favorite novel), Metamorphosis, Battle Royale.
(Neruda, Kafka)

Wristcutters: A Love Story, Four Eyed Monsters, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Redline, Six-String Samurai, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Akira, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Donnie Darko, Hard Candy, Rubber, The Nightmare Before Chirstmas, Human Traffic, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Interstella 555555555555555...5, Brazil, The Thing, Moon, Cube, Cube 2, 28 Days Later, The Book of Eli, The Road, Valhalla Rising, Warm Bodies, The Kings of Summer.

Adventure Time, Invader Zim, Archer, Cowboy Bebop, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, Samurai Jack, Avatar: Last Airbender, It's Always Sunny, ATHF, Bob's Burgers.

House Music (disco/french/funk/deep/minimal/latin/swing/hip) some dnb, some techno, rave breaks, funky breaks, jungle.
And then some artists I like: Pomplamoose, Fun., Grouplove, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Empire of the Sun, Boney M, Earth Wind and Fire, Gorillaz, Calvin Harris (his older stuff), Man Man, The Pixies, The Unicorns, Space Capone, Biting Elbows, Jamiroquai. Oh, and Ben Westbeech *swoons*
If you like Romanthony we're friends forever now.
I just started getting into Yellow Magic Orchestra. If you have any of their stuff on vinyl I'm going to take it from you, by force. You've been warned.

Special burgers, avocado, lox, sushi, guacamole.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cherry flavored gummy bears
lime flavored gummy bears
lemon flavored gummy bears
orange flavored gummy bears
water
pineapple flavored gummy bears
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Optimization
-Match ups
-How fucking awful the drivers are in this city. Seriously. How do you people manage?
-I always have some sample stuck in my head and I'm often trying to figure out where it's from/what track I know it from.
-I write in my head a lot too, 10% of it makes it out onto paper.
-How different things work and function.
-WHEN A FIRE STARTS TO BURN
-The sex lives and facebook pages of infomercial actors.
-The weather. I would hate to be caught in the middle of it raining men without an umbrella.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Batman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One time, I dropped the soap in the shower to see what all the hype was about.
My favorite word is "Cockumentory".
You should message me if
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-you like nice things, or dancing, or dance music, or cuddling, or being read to, or poetry, or math, or science, or science fiction, or books and such, or kinky stuff, or the color blue, or late night adventures, have short/dyed hair, have a wingspan of no greater than 5'9''.

-if you want to capture the lightning of a fierce storm in simple kitchen jars to be saved and used at a later time when lightning is necessary.

-You like french house or wanna throw down vinyl some time.

I really just want some one to impress me.