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25 Chicago, IL Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 6:47pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English, Spanish (Somewhat), Other
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kind of crazy, but not bad-crazy, more like eccentric as fuck. I never sleep enough, definitely introverted, grew up on a farm (and I have herded sheep once or twice). I made my pilgrimage to Chicago in fall of 2012 to pursue house music (still a bedroom dj tho)

About a year ago I got into an open relationship but I'm still exploring and growing into a polyamorous frame of mind. I'm not necessarily looking for another primary partner at the moment, more interested in experiencing the human experience (idk what that means either). I like intamacy and could use a cuddle buddy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Collecting records (and then failing to keep them in time, yikes!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being late, handstands, writing really bad poetry (sometimes for other people), social reads, counting to 4, picking winners, problem solving, forgetting your name, adapting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm a loose cannon cop on the edge, undercover as a shy, awkward and kinda nerdy guy that typically doesn't give a fuck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oryx and Crake, American Gods, 1984, The Trial, The Inferno by Dante, The Player of Games, A Clockwork Orange, Outliers, We, Of Mice and Men, Brave New World, Watership Down (which is now my favorite novel), Metamorphosis, Battle Royale, Neuromancer.
(Neruda, Kafka, Gibson)

Wristcutters: A Love Story, Four Eyed Monsters, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Redline, Six-String Samurai, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Akira, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Donnie Darko, Hard Candy, Interstella 55555555...5, Brazil, The Thing, Cube, The Road, Valhalla Rising, Warm Bodies, The Kings of Summer, Videodrome.

Adventure Time, Invader Zim, Archer, STEVEN UNIVERSE, Cowboy Bebop, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, Samurai Jack, Avatar: Last Airbender, It's Always Sunny, Bob's Burgers.

I kinda have this thing for house music.
I also sort of like: Pomplamoose, Grouplove, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Empire of the Sun, Boney M, Earth Wind and Fire, Gorillaz, Calvin Harris (his older stuff), Man Man, The Pixies, The Unicorns, Space Capone, Biting Elbows, Jamiroquai, Ben Westbeech, Female.

Special burgers, avocado, lox, sushi, guacamole, free pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cherry flavored gummy bears
lime flavored gummy bears
lemon flavored gummy bears
orange flavored gummy bears
pineapple flavored gummy bears
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How different things work and function.
-What my roommates cat is doing with her life. No, seriously, you haven't had a job since I moved in and all you do is sleep! Get it together!
-The sex lives and facebook pages of infomercial actors.
-The weather. I would seriously hate to be caught in the middle of it raining men without an umbrella.
-"Where does this record fit into my collection?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Workin the streets the only way I know how just to get my next hit of that sweet sweet catnip.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The bots on Tinder don't flirt with me anymore :(
You should message me if
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-you like: nice things, dancing or dance music, cuddling, being read to, poetry, math or science, or science fiction, books and such, kink stuff, the color blue, late night adventures.
-you have short/dyed hair.

-you want to capture the lightning of a fierce storm in simple mason jars to be saved and used at a later time when lightning is necessary.

-You like french house, wanna throw down vinyl some time or just wanna go record shopping