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TakeMeCeSoir

25 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), Other

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kind of crazy, but not bad-crazy, more like eccentric as fuck. I never sleep enough, definitely introverted, grew up on a farm (and I have herded sheep once or twice). I made my pilgrimage to Chicago in fall of 2012.

I recently got into an open relationship so I'm still exploring and growing into a polyamorous frame of mind. I'm not necessarily looking for another serious relationship at the moment, more interested in experiencing the human experience (idk what that means either)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Collecting records (and then failing to keep them in time, yikes!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being late, handstands, writing really bad poetry (sometimes for other people), social reads, counting to 4, picking winners, problem solving, forgetting your name, adapting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm a loose cannon cop on the edge, undercover as a shy, awkward and kinda nerdy guy that typically doesn't give a fuck.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oryx and Crake, American Gods, 1984, The Trial, The Inferno by Dante, The Player of Games, A Clockwork Orange, Outliers, We, Of Mice and Men, Brave New World, Watership Down (which is now my favorite novel), Metamorphosis, Battle Royale.
(Neruda, Kafka)

Wristcutters: A Love Story, Four Eyed Monsters, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Redline, Six-String Samurai, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Akira, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Donnie Darko, Hard Candy, Interstella 55555555...5, Brazil, The Thing, Cube, The Road, Valhalla Rising, Warm Bodies, The Kings of Summer, Videodrome.

Adventure Time, Invader Zim, Archer, Cowboy Bebop, Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Parks and Recreation, Scrubs, Samurai Jack, Avatar: Last Airbender, It's Always Sunny, Bob's Burgers.

I kinda have this thing for house music.
I also sort of like: Pomplamoose, Grouplove, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Empire of the Sun, Boney M, Earth Wind and Fire, Gorillaz, Calvin Harris (his older stuff), Man Man, The Pixies, The Unicorns, Space Capone, Biting Elbows, Jamiroquai, Ben Westbeech, Female.

Special burgers, avocado, lox, sushi, guacamole.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cherry flavored gummy bears
lime flavored gummy bears
lemon flavored gummy bears
orange flavored gummy bears
water
pineapple flavored gummy bears
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Optimization
-How different things work and function.
-What my roommates cat is doing with her life. No, seriously, you haven't had a job since I moved in and all you do is sleep! Get it together!
-WHEN A FIRE STARTS TO BURN
-The sex lives and facebook pages of infomercial actors.
-The weather. I would seriously hate to be caught in the middle of it raining men without an umbrella.
-"Where does this record fit into my collection?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Batman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The furthest I ever trained a pokemon by hand was level 73. Embarrassing, I know.
You should message me if
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-you like: nice things, dancing or dance music, cuddling, being read to, poetry, math or science, or science fiction, books and such, kink stuff, the color blue, late night adventures,
-you have short/dyed hair.

-you want to capture the lightning of a fierce storm in simple mason jars to be saved and used at a later time when lightning is necessary.

-You like french house, wanna throw down vinyl some time or just wanna go record shopping