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22 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:32pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Slovenian (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I fit in with long-haired girls who like hoola-hoops. I fit in with basic biddies. I fit in with guys who get high and watch star wars. I fit with people who drink beer and watch WWE Raw. I fit in at knitting circles. I fit in at Jimmy Buffet concerts. I fit in at house parties with the smokers on the porch. I fit in at Pride Parades and Planned Parenthood Protests. I fit in with my grandma and her dog tending the garden. I fit in with kids who wear flat-rimmed hats and ride their bikes in groups of 4-6. I fit in with the lady at the gas station who sells me slurpies late at night.

I like movies. I like Bob Ross painting. I like kale and spinach, but not arugula. I like finding satanic messages in beyonce msuic videos. I like pina coladas. I like getting caught in the rain. I'm not into health food. But I'm into champagne. I like learning. I like stories. I like talking to people I don't know about their lives. I would like to hear about your life. I think everyone has a million stories and every story has a millions ways to tell it.
What I’m doing with my life
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In an ideal world I'd be going to college in the mid to late seventies, where is start a new wave band and eventually seduce David Byrne or Debbie Harry. Instead I'm starting my MA at columbia in the fall and have no idea what New York is.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making popcorn
Painting landscapes
Talking to old people
Making Macy Gray mix CDs
Finding the moment when everyone at a party is drunk enough for me to play This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)
Im getting better at playing the accordion
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Every time I see my mom the first thing she tells me is that I have gotten even more handsome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dead Souls, 1984, Lolita, Orlando, Slaughterhouse 5, Thier Eyes were Watching God, The Brothers Karamazov, Song of Solomon, To The Lighthouse, One Hundred Years of Solitude

The Westing Game

Movies: Children of Men, Fargo, Tarentino, Beetlejuice, Almodovar, lars von trier, Wes Anderson, Movies where Adam Sandler plays a serious role, same with Jim Carey, For Your Consideration, The Skin I Live In, I watch a lot of documentaries

Shows: 30 Rock, Arrested Development, RuPaul, Girls, Rachel Maddow, This American Life

Music: Santigold, Patti Smith, Sufjan, Moldy Peaches/ Kimya, Janelle Monae, Sharon Jones, Macy Gray, Stereolab, Fever Ray, ABBA, Talib Kweli, Johnny Flynn, St. Vincent, Rhye, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, James Blake, Le Tigre...

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My hero in life is David Byrne, so really, most things by him.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
popcorn, friends, grandma, music, spinach, npr
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how when a really old person dies, there is so much knowledge and experience lost in the world. No joke, really scares me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on my twerk team audition tape.
Working on my Amazing Race audition tape.
Working on my Real World audition tape.
Working on my night cheese.
Working on cultivating friendships.
Working on gEtTiNg DrUnK~~~~~
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am slightly allergic to avocados, but I eat them anyway and then take tons of benadryl and go to sleep
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you would like to commission a painting (examples in the photo section). My going rate is $10 plus shipping. I am most well versed in landscapes, but am willing to expand my horizons to horses, Dali recreations and tasteful nudes.