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yso_serious

27 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:11am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not thin. I'm a real man. (Real men have curves, eat your words ladies) I have a beard and I eat meat. There is no god. If you can't deal with any of that, then I suggest you find someone else. (Just saving you some time)

I love music and art, and together they are my life. I am graphic design major living in Philadelphia, but I would rather sail the seven seas as a Pirate. I play guitar and dabble with singing. I like to: sleep when I actually can, watch zombie movies/all horror films, travel the world, get pierced and tattooed, draw/paint/take photographs, make funny faces, speak in silly accents, drink craft beer, and play mario kart for n64.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
school, work, school, work, and more school.
I am currently working on and Finishing up my second BFA

working hard is very important to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing, Photography, Making people laugh, Glass Blowing, Cooking, Finding Waldo, Bartending, Growing facial hair, Making paper airplanes, Being sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My resemblance to Seth Rogan and or my beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Fight club, Every Tim Burton movie created, all of the Dark Knight/Batman movies, Pirates of the Caribbean, Talladega Nights, Star Wars 4-6, All of the Star Trek Films (new and old), Back to the Feature, Ninja Turtles, Brave Little Toaster, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, British Comedies, evey Pixar movie, 300, Boondock Saints... I could keep goin for hours...

Shows: Archer, Dexter, SOA, Weeds, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Big Bang Theory, Parks and Recs, Bob's Burgers, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, Entourage, Everything on the Discovery Channel and the Food Network...

Music: City and Colour, Jack Johnson, Bon Iver, Iron and Wine, Alexisonfire, Bayside, Taking Back Sunday, Saves The Day, Brand New, Everytime I Die, Born of Osiris, August Burns Red, Emmure, American Me, Coheed and Cambria, Sam Cooke, Jeff Buckley, Sublime, Simon and Garfunkel, The Beatles, Mumford and Sons, Maps and Atlases, Angus and Julia Stone, Beastie Boys, Wu Tang, and many many more...

Books: Graphic Novels, Comic Books, Calvin and Hobbs, Coming of Age in the Milky Way, Brave New World, World War Z, The Zombie Survival Guide, Edgar Allen Poe, Grimm...

Food: Italian, Mexican, Chineese, BBQ, Cheese, Bacon, Ice Cream, Mac and Cheese, Broccoli, Pineapple, Watermelon, Peanut Butter, Chicken anything, Juicy Lucy's, Pizza...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hockey
My Guitar
Craft Beer
Green Tea
Puppies
Google
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The current project that I am working on and random ideas for the projects that I intend to work on.

Getting more tattoos.

Getting out of Philly for day trips, weekend trips, long road trips, or any trip/vacation that doesn't involve staying in Philly. ( I love Philly but I work a lot so if I can't get out every once and a blue moon it is awesome)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am either bartending or bouncing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them.

I teared up when I watched the notebook. And if anyone ever says they didn't at least tear up while watching that movie you're full of shit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
YOU'RE NOT STUPID, can take a joke, a NO drama girl, a closet nerd, knows how to give a killer back massage, likes to have fun, likes hockey, likes to go camping and fishing, can be random/adventurous, likes good music and has a love for art.

IMPORTANT:
If YOLO, Swag, OMG, or Cray is apart of your daily vocabulary or you look like a duck in any of your pictures DO NOT MESSAGE ME!

I don't message people on here to often, so if you really want to talk just message me.

Oh and if you think you can beat me in N64 Mario Kart I say BRING IT!!!