I am professionally funny. I like sticking my tongue out at small children. I'm almost as handsome as I think I am. I desperately want the mullet to come back in style. I make sushi.I always have a towel. I'm an idealist who needs to be brought in every now and again.Thanks to a circle circle dot dot, I am current on my cootie shot. I face the back I elevators.i don't like killer bees. I enjoying being hot or cold, it bothers me if there isn't a thermal sensation on my skin of some sorts. I've survived an assassination attempt(not really, but i bet that is not something you've read on here before). When I leave my friends voicemails they are sung not spoken (certain exceptions apply). I also am aware many men lie about there height on here so for the sake of adjustment we can say I am 6'4" that way when you knock off the two inches we get it right.Sometimes I'm a bit of a bad boy, I'll swim 55 minutes after eating. I feel Carpe Diem is too pretentious to use as a life motto, and YOLO is idiotic, so I concocted a cleverly cunning compromise of Carpe YOLO. But why listen to what I have to say, here are some endorsements
"I could talk to him all night he is fascinating" Jonathan Goldsmith a.k.a The Most Interesting Man in World
"Its about Ben" John Mayer when asked about "Your Body is a Wonderland"
"I've modeled my career and sense of style after him" Bradley Cooper
"I would date him again" Ellen DeGeneres
"He taught me to read" Stephan Colbert
"He was the inspiration for Matt's character" Steven Moffat
"There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." Ford Prefect
It may look like I'm always on here, but that is due to the fact I am horrible at closing windows.