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27 M Youngstown, OH

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am professionally funny. I like sticking my tongue out at small children. I'm almost as handsome as I think I am. I desperately want the mullet to come back in style. I make sushi.I always have a towel. I'm an idealist who needs to be brought in every now and again.Thanks to a circle circle dot dot, I am current on my cootie shot. I face the back I elevators.i don't like killer bees. I enjoying being hot or cold, it bothers me if there isn't a thermal sensation on my skin of some sorts. I've survived an assassination attempt(not really, but i bet that is not something you've read on here before). When I leave my friends voicemails they are sung not spoken (certain exceptions apply). I also am aware many men lie about there height on here so for the sake of adjustment we can say I am 6'4" that way when you knock off the two inches we get it right.Sometimes I'm a bit of a bad boy, I'll swim 55 minutes after eating. I feel Carpe Diem is too pretentious to use as a life motto, and YOLO is idiotic, so I concocted a cleverly cunning compromise of Carpe YOLO. But why listen to what I have to say, here are some endorsements
"I could talk to him all night he is fascinating" Jonathan Goldsmith a.k.a The Most Interesting Man in World
"Its about Ben" John Mayer when asked about "Your Body is a Wonderland"
"I've modeled my career and sense of style after him" Bradley Cooper
"I would date him again" Ellen DeGeneres
"He taught me to read" Stephan Colbert
"He was the inspiration for Matt's character" Steven Moffat
"There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." Ford Prefect
It may look like I'm always on here, but that is due to the fact I am horrible at closing windows.
What I’m doing with my life
Head of a neighborhood council, head of a project to fix the Mahoning river, involved with the Ursuline sisterhoods HIV/AIDS Ministry where I work with kids who were born HIV positive. I am studying mathematics, fund raising with various philanthropic groups, work two jobs, and entertaining. I am hard pressed to find anything I enjoy more than having friends over for food and drink, them on one side of my I guess you would call it an island however I feel it is more of a peninsula, me on the other. Rolling sushi, glazing meat, or just in general making tasty treats.
3/30/14 Today I began the process of building my own TARDIS. Decorative only, sorry all.
4/2/14 The outside will not fit around the inside.
4/10/14 I am on the lam, turns out the thing I thought was a good idea...not so much.
4/15/14. Turns out I was wrong about canada have no extradition treaties with the US so I will be back in the America sooner rather than later.
5/4/14 Picked up a 3rd job because well I figured "free time who needs it"
6/3/14. Turns out cowbell is no a sufficient subsitute for antibiotics #renalfailure
I’m really good at
Cooking, mostly for a crowd. Mathematics *disclaimer I am terrible at numbers, the Maths I do does not involve actual numbers. Mismatching my socks, honestly my socks never match, I think my friends and family are planning an intervention. Remembering tiny details, as well as missing the fairly obvious which is part of the reason of my mathematical skill. I'm exceptional at rubbing people's back, no I don't mean massages. Well I suppose those too. What I mean is, you know after you've come off a horrible day and just sitting in silence with someone close to you they reach over and begin rubbing your back in the most comforting manner known to man. Then everything seems not so bad. I'm impossibly good at figuring things out.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm absolutely brilliant. I know I know, sounds a bit arrogant, sorry. However that being said, it is a must that you are also intelligent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, Dune, Harry Potter,1984, Lord of the Rings. A Nickles Worth of Skim Milk. I rarely complete books, I hate endings; most books I have one chapter left in. Fun Fact: Once a month I go to the library, go to 4 people ask for numbers in a certain range, then from those numbers I choose floor, row, shelf, and book for me to spend 2 or so hours reading.

Movies: I love MST3K, bad movies in general as well as action, scifi, comedies. Kevin Smith is my spirit guide. Animals House, Blazing Saddles, What Dreams May Come. I can recite Star Wars line for line while its on mute. The Sandlot.
TV: Cheers. TED Talks, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Battlestar Galatica (both new and old),trek, Archer, Family Guy, South Park.
Food: Sushi which I have typically 5-7 meals of a week. Steaks cooked medium rare, whiskey, (Fish Fingers and custard)
Music: I don't really like music.
The six things I could never do without
Witty people to joke with.
The ability to laugh at myself.
People who enjoy the fact I throw pasta against my wall to check if its ready.
A towel. You know just in case you need to hitch a ride because you know, the Vogons.
Questions. The day my curiosity dies, I will no longer know who i am.
My dreams. I don't mean my vision for the future, I mean I really enjoy dreaming at night.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it a man a woman or john candy?
Why aren't there ransom collages?
On a typical Friday night I am
Meeting with the Illuminati.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I honestly believe that I will meet an untimely demise due to the fact someone from the future will be sent back in time to prevent me causing the apocalypse
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think Carpe YOLO is hilarious.
You would like to discuss cake (the band or the food)
You would like to learn how to tie a bow tie.