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yummycactusjuic

23 Pittsburgh, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Jan 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like being alone.
I want someone who likes being alone with me.
I'll try anything three times
I like music, adventures, and escapism.
I think my spirit animal would be a chameleon.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My life isn't headed in any direction.
You will find me: In the woods, at a show, at the movies, or locked away at home
Sometimes I really want to go out and adventure, or go to a show and dance the whole time, or go to a party and talk to every cute girl I see. Other times I just want to stay inside and listen to my favorite albums, watch the cartoons I grew up with and play video games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to music.
Common sense.
Learning new skills.
Surviving but not caring if I die.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am human.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Clockwork Orange, HP, LotR, the Kingkiller Chronicles, Bradbury, Lovecraft, Poe
Want to get into Vonnegut and Bukowski
Should read more

Movies: Aronofsky, Burton, Peter Jackson, Lynch, Tarantino
Anything with Bill Murray or Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Alien, The Dark Knight, Drive, Hot Rod, Nacho Libre, Oldboy, Wet Hot American Summer, Wizard People Dear Reader

Shows: 12oz. Mouse, Adventure Time, Breaking Bad, Community, The Eric Andre Show, Futurama, Moral Orel, Regular Show, Superjail!, Workaholics, The X-Files, 90's cartoons

Music: Acetate Zero, Amon Tobin, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Animals As Leaders, Aphex Twin, Ben Folds, Between the Buried and Me, Boards of Canada, Bon Iver, Brand New, Broken Social Scene, Cerce, Crystal Castles, David Bowie, Dead Meadow, The Dear Hunter, Death Cab for Cutie, DJ Krush, DJ Shadow, Explosions in the Sky, Flying Lotus, Fugazi, Gong, Gorillaz, HORSE the Band, In the Wake of Giants, Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains, King Crimson, La Dispute, Larry and His Flask, Lone, Magma, Manchester Orchestra, Metric, Modest Mouse, Mr. Gnome, Mr. Scruff, Muse, National Health, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nine Inch Nails, Nosaj Thing, Orb, Ott, Pelican, Pendulum, Phantogram, Pianos Become the Teeth, Pink Floyd, The Postal Service, Puscifer, Quantic, Red Stars Theory, Right Away Great Captain, Ronald Jenkees, The Rural Alberta Advantage, Rush, Shigeto, Shpongle, Soft Machine, Squarepusher, Tame Impala, Tenacious D, Tool, Trent Reznor, TV on the Radio, The Velvet Underground
Food: Fruit, Veggies, Bread, Beer, Vodka, Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Music
2. Access to secluded nature locations
3. Pillows
4. The Interwebz
5. Pretty girls I wish would kiss me
6. Mind altering substances
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The power of the mind and how it can distort your entire reality and how everything we know is based on our sensory perception of the world so what you experience could be drastically different from what everyone else experiences.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typically: working or sitting at home wishing I had something better to do
Ideally: going to a show/party, chillin with my homies at the sizzler (except not at the sizzler)(that was a reference to something I don't even remember anymore)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I poop naked
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are cool, talkative, down to meet up in person, and find me interesting/attractive and a majority of the following apply:
You hate the Government
You hate God
You like Drinking
You like sharing good Music
You think about Stuff