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30 M Oakland, CA

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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
My hat is old. My teeth are gold. I have a bird I like to hold. My shoe is off. My foot is cold.
My shoe is off. My foot is cold. I have a bird I like to hold .My hat is old. My teeth are gold. And now my story is all told.
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing all the books on my shelves and the stories in my brain (eventually). Watching all the movies in my queue so I can cancel netflix (probably never). Abusing all the parentheses (always).
I’m really good at
Multiple people have told me I'm good at dadding, but I think that's just what you're supposed to say to parents. If I had to guess my strongest skill, I'd have to go with night cheese.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm not at all pretentious, and that I "seem mature," so basically I look old and have lowbrow taste. Try to contain yourselves, ladies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I read a lot, and I think this is the section where I'm supposed to name-check Murakami or quote John Waters about not to fucking anyone who doesn't have books at home, but all I could think when I saw that was how I'd be stuck at a stranger's house, sexually frustrated AND with nothing to read. Fuck you trying to do to me, John?

Movies: I try to keep up with the artsy stuff (I really liked In the Mood for Love and Ghost World), though I usually end up watching Jurassic Park.
Wattstax isn't necessarily an all-time favorite, but you owe it to yourself to watch Isaac Hayes' entrance ( In a perfect world, it's exactly how I'd show up for our first date. Outfit and all.

Pretty much anything set in that alternate reality where Manhattan is eerily and entirely white.

Nina Simone, most soul, Motown, classic rock. Your dad and I will probably bond over our record collections. Especially if he's into Wu-Tang. Actually, if your dad's into Wu-Tang, tell him to hit me up.

I eat more kale than I'd like to admit. I will always go just a little out of my way for regional fast food.
The six things I could never do without
A handful of wheel
A day off
A bruised road
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How a city as "diverse" as Oakland can produce so many identical dating profiles. Is everyone a vegan social worker with an urban farm? Do this many people really like IPAs and running/biking?

What happens when every thought has been tweeted, every meal photographed, and every location checked into.

Why so many depressing TV shows are so popular.

Whether the internet is making us shittier humans.

Deleting this profile.

Trading my smartphone for a landline.

How to sext from a landline
On a typical Friday night I am
in a sweat suit listening to Sweat/Suit.

drinking rum. It's the whiskey of my people.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I voluntarily went to guy fieri's restaurant recently, and had a pretty good time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You read books (pretty damn important)
You have passionate opinions about ridiculous topics (very important)
You can hold a conversation about something other than your job (helpful, unless you have a really cool job that involves blowing stuff up or hunting fugitive androids)

You have a dog and you want to let me and your dog cruise around town with your dad in the back seat rapping along to Liquid Swords. I'd invite you along, but you should probably just stay home with bail money.