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yvetteb18

54 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not the girl you'll take home to meet your mother - probably because we've already met back in high school. This is the final last online dating profile I will be writing - ever. A 2015 resolution so if that magically worded response doesn't come in within the next 60 days I will go back to seductively sitting at tbat bar on ladies night. That is so 80's.

I am sarcastic, spontaneous, and sassy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking to enhance someone else's. Show me what I'm missing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you feel comfortable by saying something which will either make you laugh or blush, hopefully both. Mad texting. I'm really good, though, at never speaking to you again when you make plans and then break them at the last minute-grr!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and lips and sarcastic words
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Depeche Mode, New Order, Erasure, yeah the unforgettable 80s . . .30 seconds to mars

Books: anything by Sandra Cisneros and Chuck Palahniuk
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my hair stylist 2. music 3.my dogs 4..my phone 5. toothpaste and toothbrush, 6. The right man who asks me alot of question and hangs around for a bit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I volunteer at an animal shelter and foster a pitbull toddler so would like the media to focus and educate on responsible dog ownership and always thinking what can I do to change that negativity. I wonder how these potential adopters come in and shop for a pet and ask if they can return it if it doesn't work. REALLY! This isn't a department store with a liberal return policy. Personally I do, think about that frown line how deep is that.. Yuck!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No typical Friday nights for a non typical woman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was on the Oprah show . I had to ask for those young boys to send a pic of their drivers license or birth certificate because they just look sooo young. I used to slather my body with Vaseline in my younger years because I was trying to delay this aging process.
You should message me if
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You haven't messaged me before. Because I see that if the chemistry wasn't there the first time then do yourself a favor and don't bother with a girl like me. Not worth it. If you intentions are not to impress me with a cock shot, I wanna date you without having to see that pic every time I smile at you. If you are finally ready to seriously date the one girl who you will sit with under the stars on a chilly summer night looking up and revealing those things you know I'm not going to be shocked by but want to comfort you and tell you I wish I could make it all ok for you :-)