Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not the girl you'll take home to meet your mother - probably
because we've already met back in high school. This is the final
last online dating profile I will be writing - ever. A 2015
resolution so if that magically worded response doesn't come in
within the next 60 days I will go back to seductively sitting at
that bar on ladies night. That is so 80's.
I am sarcastic, spontaneous, and sassy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking to enhance someone else's. Show me what I'm missing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you feel comfortable by saying something which will either
make you laugh or blush, hopefully both. Mad texting. I'm really
good, though, at never speaking to you again when you make plans
and then break them at the last minute-grr!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and lips and sarcastic words
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Depeche Mode, New Order, Erasure, yeah the unforgettable 80s
. . .30 seconds to mars
Books: anything by Sandra Cisneros and Chuck Palahniuk
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my hair stylist 2. music 3.my dogs 4..my phone 5. toothpaste and
toothbrush, 6. The right man who asks me alot of question and hangs
around for a bit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I volunteer at an animal shelter and foster a pitbull toddler so
would like the media to focus and educate on responsible dog
ownership and always thinking what can I do to change that
negativity. I wonder how these potential adopters come in and shop
for a pet and ask if they can return it if it doesn't work. REALLY!
This isn't a department store with a liberal return policy.
Personally I do, think about that frown line how deep is that..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No typical Friday nights for a non typical woman.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was on the Oprah show . I had to ask for those young boys to send
a pic of their drivers license or birth certificate because they
just look sooo young. I used to slather my body with Vaseline in my
younger years because I was trying to delay this aging process.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You haven't messaged me before. Because I see that if the chemistry
wasn't there the first time then do yourself a favor and don't
bother with a girl like me. Not worth it. If you intentions are not
to impress me with a cock shot, I wanna date you without having to
see that pic every time I smile at you. If you are finally ready to
seriously date the one girl who you will sit with under the stars
on a chilly summer night looking up and revealing those things you
know I'm not going to be shocked by but want to comfort you and
tell you I wish I could make it all ok for you :-)
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