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yyyaahhhoooo

30 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:32pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Bulgarian (Fluently), Serbian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. Words are deceiving and cheap, one's actions speak much louder, so why bother !?
When I was young, it was enough to extend my arm, to smile and say "Mama" and everyone would praise my little highness. And the more I grew the more the praises lessened, so they can be lost, who knows where - on the life's long gray roads, and to be scattered in foolish battles, naive victories and worthless initiatives. When two bees meet, they dance and inform each other where the bloom and flowers are. When two ants meet they touch each other and share where there are seeds, grass or a sweet root. And we - the humans, as if smart and wise always run somewhere, always have no time for simple talk, for the fragile happiness of the encouraging look, for the only beam of mutual understanding and warmth. How wise it would be if we stop and rest for a moment from this continuous chase of the naive glory, power and riches, if we realize how much we wasted and lost, if we remember that the running person not only hardly breathes, but hardly laughs, that even when the lovers kiss - they stop in one place ...
Deceitful is this world, deceitful are the people, but the most deceitful of all is the time. It waits for a us to distract ourselves with something beautiful, in loved eyes, ruddy sunset ... and puts a wrinkle on our faces, cut in our souls, splashes a little white in our hairs, glues sadly our lips.
So, you think I am unhappy ?! Oh, no !
I have no fear. In our bodies there is so much phosphorus that we can make 2000 matchsticks. Can you imagine what a fire it would be ?! But what do we do ?
Light up a matchstick here ... and there ... until the fire in the last burning matchstick fades away in the hands of an old man.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
LIVING IT!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
improving myself
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
when you see me you will have an answer to this question ;-]
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air
water
food
shelter
love
reason for existing on this planet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I did wrong yesterday, so I can improve tomorrow
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ssssshhhhhhh! it's a secret!
You should message me if
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you got the guts!