I'm usually not interested in the same things any other girl my age is interested in. Shopping is pretty lame. Who gives a damn about shoes? My feet are too big to worry about that sort of thing anyway. I'm pretty good with live music, the louder the better, if you ask me. And movies that scare my pants off? Uh, yes please! I've come to realize that I have a weird zombie fetish. Not much of a go-er out-er, because drunk people scare me more than the idea of the oncoming apocalypse, but I like to go out and watch new movies when I can. I have a zombie tshirt for just about everyday of the week, and if you ever get tired of seeing me wear that, well...I'm sure I have a tshirt with a naked Ronald McDonald on it. I'm pretty laid back and not a fan of drama at all, so I definitely don't want to share someone else's either. I rarely ever get mad, because mannn...that's such a waste of time, so I don't. I'm the shy, quiet, observant type at first but once I'm comfortable, I'm a blast and a half. Ba-boom.

I work for a local law enforcement agency and have been here for 5 years now. My plan is to start mortuary school in January, so I can be a big badass mortician. I'm a single mother of a 2 and a half year old chick, and together we are pretty hilarious.

Making people laugh, being the "shoulder to cry on" or the one that people just come to for advice. It must come with the job territory. I'm not usually a whiner, but I certainly end up being the one to listen to everybody else whine =]

My big, full, beautiful, luscious eyeballs. That are also green. Sometimes...other times they're blue...and sometimes they're both. Also, I'm a natural red-head...so...when I get too lazy to keep changing it different colors (that are still acceptable for work) I usually get told "awww, your natural hair color is so pretty. WhY don't you keep it?" Because it pisses my mother off when I don't, duh :)

I read constantly, there is absolutely no way I can list books! I can name you authors though: Brian Keene and Dean Koontz...before Koontz started getting all homo about his dog. Those were the good ol' days.

Movies: I used to be a really big fan of comedy, like ALOT...because laughing is pretty awesome, but you let me know when someone comes out with a new movie that's actually funny, cause I'm not seeing it here lately. Except Zombieland, that made me giggle quite a bit. Other than that, horror...duh. Suspense/thriller, even all the cheesy 80s movies. Hells yes. Basically, if a movie can make me scared to go to bed at night, I'm all about it.

Food: Enh, I'm fluffy (WHICH MEANS I'M FAT), but I don't eat all that much. I eat a lot of tacos? I'll cook you food though. I'm like Emeril, on crack.

Cat naps (that's pretty much all I get), face massages (if you don't know what that is, or how to do it, you need to be educated...they are the best), laughing, hot water, good live music that doesn't suck, and hugs. Lots of them.

the future, if I put my underwear on right side out today, did I turn off the stove?, does Paris Hilton ever change facial expressions?, why doesn't Zachary Quinto break into my house and rape me?, you know...stuff like that.

Working. Nothing exciting there. However my Friday, which is actually the rest of the worlds Tuesday, I am enjoying my last night at work (Yes, I work nights) so that Wednesday and Thursday I can be awake allllll day and do stuff. Like, errands and visit my mother.

I'm one of those germ-a-phobes. I'm not crazy enough to have a TV show dedicated to me and my hand soap or anything, but I wash my hands after doing something dirty, and I'll probably help you wash your hands as well. Lets just say showers are my favorite. Please don't smell like a butt.

Your sense of humor is better than mine, you're laid back and are able to be yourself around someone and not really give much of a darn what they might think about you, you aren't a serial killer, you don't have a violent temper that leads to physical harm...because...you'll lose. I'm 5'9 packed full of mean, buddy. Oh, and if you're looking to have a good time, laugh a lot and be generally bamboozled by my amazing wit and charm, send me a message! Actually, I'm pretty open to just about everybody messaging me if you have something neat to say. However, I do have a small list of things that I DON'T want to be messaged about...

Sending me a message telling me how big your dick is, yeah...well, what girl finds that flattering? I am not interested in having my vaginal wall torn away anytime soon by your Optimus Prime pork sword. If you have a tiny dick though, HELLZ YES. (Really though, I don't want to know about your dick lol)

No, I won't check you for warrants. Holla.

Also, uhh...I'm really not into married men/couples. Really. That's GREAT if you are, but...I'm kind of okay with not having a yeast infection that I got from your sloppy seconds, thirds, sixteenths...So, PLEASE don't message me. Gross face.