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I'M FUCKING 30 NOW. WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!
05/26/12 Note: a lot of crazy shit happened in my life about 6 months ago, and it's continuing to happen. As such, I don't really have the time, availability, or mindset for meeting new people. You're still certainly welcome to send me a message if my (incredibly outdated) profile makes you feel like it, and I'll promise I'll try to remember to reply - and I'm so so sorry to everyone who's already messaged me and never received a reply thanks to my forgetful self. It's not you - it's me.
11/04/09 Wait, what? At some point my "Body Type" got changed to "Overweight." Aaaaaaaahahahahahaha. Yeah, I'm 5'9" and 125lbs on a good day. I probably scared a lot of people away with my fatness on here...I'm such a tubbs.
(Don't worry, there's more interesting stuff further down.)
10/30/09 Ugh. I had no idea the formatting of my profile got all messed up. I fixed it.
07/18/09 Yeah, I pretty much don't care about this site anymore. You have to be pretty mofo incredible if you think it's worth my time to hear from you.
07/03/08: I'm gonna move the important stuff to the top - it's a really long profile. By all means, read it if you'd like.
What I'm really looking for these days are new friends for:
- Photography - taking pictures with me
- Modeling - modeling so I can take pictures of you
- Eating - eating lots of new, exciting, weird, and interesting foods
- Cooking - cooking lots of new, exciting, weird, and interesting foods
- Hot saucing - hunting for really spicy, knock-you-down hot sauce with me.
Kindly send me a message if you're interested in any of those things. I don't bite, really. I get a lot of people viewing my profile, but few people send me messages (or reply to mine). What's up with that? Send me a message if you can help explain that - I'm zOmegaXz on AIM (and here).
P.S. If you don't read my whole profile, or don't want to, or are the type who doesn't like to read that much, or for whatever other reason didn't read most or all of my profile, then fuck you. I mean that most sincerely. It's quite the lengthy read, but that's because it's full of stuff that's actually important. If you read it all and want absolutely nothing to do with me as a result, then that's totally fine. But if you can't be arsed to read it - fuck you.
05/30/08: So many things in this profile are way out of date. I'm very much NOT looking for a relationship right now, and I probably won't be for a very long time. I'm also quite sick of girls my age and the transitory nature of the college life. As it is now, I'm looking for exciting new friends and people who are interested in modeling for me. That's right. In a completely non-creepy way. I'm looking to get serious about my photography skills and I'd like to practice portraits. If you don't mind standing in front of a camera and heeding to weird requests like "crouch behind that trash can and poke your head and left foot out from behind it", send me a message! What I get out of it: photography practice. What you get out of it: a CD with a bunch of flattering pictures of you and maybe some physical prints if you'd like them.
Why has no one responded to this?! See my flickr and add me as a friend!
EDIT: I'm mostly shooting for the paper these days. You can see those photos at http://www.flickr.com/photos/dailycollegian/tags/matthewharrison
Also, send me a message if you're into hot sauce. I want to try some good hot sauce with someone.
How can I best present myself? I've had a couple of bad experiences with the female species that has left me very messed up and crazy, so I'm not explicitly looking for romantic interests at this time. However, I'm always looking to meet interesting and unique people, and I could use some more friends. Should such a friendship lead to something in the future, that would be ok.
With that said, my name is Matt(hew), I've just started college in Spring '05 after having been out of highschool for a while, working and moving to various places with my ex. I live alone, and I'm nearly completely alone in my day-to-day life (by choice). I'm finding a lot of my old mannerisms resurfacing; some of them good, some of them bad.
I'd say I'm a very eclectic type that's well out of the norm. I have a whole slew of interests in lots of things, many of which you wouldn't think possible for one person to like both. I also just naturally do things differently from everyone else. This is both a positive part of who I am, and also the cause of a lot of mental anguish.
I've been told that I know myself well, and this is very true. I'm also very honest and hold openness and honesty very high. As a result, when I say something about what I think or how I feel or anything like that, you can be guaranteed that it's very true and accurate.
I'm always trying to better myself and move forward, but I have problems overcoming my extreme laziness and procrastination. I'm told I have this strict set of morals that I adhere to, and this makes me unhappy and frustrated a lot because the world doesn't adhere to them. They're not "standard" morals, mind you, they're my own moral code.
I just don't think like everyone else in terms of social stuff. I don't "date", I don't look at the opposite sex as though everyone is a potential relationship as some people do (although I may fantasize about a future with a girl if she catches my fancy), I don't flirt, I don't talk about the same things other people do, I don't make eye-contact much, I don't know how to take compliments, and I find high sentimental value in things most people don't. I'm sure 3/4 of the people reading this just went "wow, what a loser", but I'm also incredibly loyal, selflessly nice, loving, caring, a sucker for cuddling, and I have an intense desire to make people happy and to serve the world. This will affect you positively if you know me.
I very much value intelligence. Proper spelling, grammar, and typing will hold my attention, while the opposite will not. I sometimes have colorful language that sounds completely normal to me, but people seem to interrupt me to laugh/comment on the weirdness of what I just said. I rarely ever swear, but not because of any prudish/Puritan beliefs. Most of the new people I've met lately have thought I was very clean/pure/straight-edge/wholesome/etc, and I suppose I largely am now, but that doesn't mean I was always this way or haven't seen and done many things. I think I'm a pervert, but I keep this completely to myself.
This all makes me sound so serious and boring and messed up, but I just want to be completely open and have people know what they're getting into before talking to me. I'm actually almost always goofing around and making jokes and just being silly. I make people laugh. Although, for some strange reason, if I fall in love with you, I'm completely dull and reserved and quiet and not at all goofy.
The best way to get to know me is to talk to me, as cliched as that sounds.
I am intellectual, changing, and introvert