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30 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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My hero Macho Man Randy Savage once said... "I'm the cream of the crop. And nobody does it better." He also said he was "too hot to handle, too cold to hold" so who really knows what he was talking about?

I'm originally from CT, which obviously means I'm a hardened criminal that grew up on the streets. I also own boat shoes and do not own a boat.

I love movies, professional wrestling, sarcasm, comic books and superheroes, And I quote the "it's been fun... not" joke from Arrested Development. Often.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make movies.
this is the trailer to the film that I directed: Click Here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
telling stories. being awkward. I'm probably more sarcastic than you. laughing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
STOP STARING AT MY ASS. My eyes are up here, lady.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - I read them. If they interest me. Or burn them. I probably burn them.

Movies - I love most. Seriously. That's not even a joke. But if you need some sort of ground zero, my body bleeds 80s cinema.

TV - arrested development, arrow, bob's burgers, brooklyn nine-nine, curb your enthusiasm, dexter, family guy, flash, friends, the goldbergs, HIMYM, always sunny, mindy project, new girl, the office, seinfeld, simpsons, south park

Music - I'm open. I like a lot of stuff. 1950s songs about girls. Anything 80s. 90s alternative. hardcore and punk.
If it's catchy, chances are, I will like it.

Food - I'm a food enthusiast. Eat till I'm sad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
movies | music | love |arrested development dvds | water | internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
movies, writing, sex, girls.
not in any particular order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, or doing something funny. Or both!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of these will do:
>you can dish it AND take it.
>you can do the dougie or the cat daddy.
>you practice or have an interest in Jiu-Jitsu!
>you're willing to learn about professional wrestling
>you're at least semi-serious about fitness.
(this is a new one for me. but i'm really loving this.)
>you have at least a little Pam Beesly, Linda Belcher, and/or Jess Day in you.

And if you're going to message me, get ready for some serious shit. Lets go beat someone up. Or dance. Or eat ice cream. Whatever.