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29 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

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Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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i'm originally from CT, which obviously means I'm a hardened criminal that grew up on the streets. I'm on here because I don't really go to bars and I dislike clubs.

You know on Sesame Street, they had three square things and a triangle thing? I'm the triangle thing.

I'm a movie guy but I also happen to be a big fan of professional wrestling. and MMA; UFC too. Basically I like watching people beat each other up.

I'm sarcastic. I think comic books are pretty rad. And I quote the "it's been fun... not" joke from Arrested Development. Often.

And if you're going to message me, get ready for some serious shit. Lets go beat someone up. Or dance. Or eat ice cream. Whatever.
What I’m doing with my life
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Click Here. this is my film. i directed it.

Hope to be working on another one soon!

I love making movies and have loved it since I was a kid. I'm gonna continue doing so until I die. Probably. No, definitely.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being funny, feeling awkward, writing. making films.

those last two things are just things i greatly enjoy doing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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STOP STARING AT MY ASS. my eyes are up here, lady.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I read them. If they interest me. Or burn them. I probably burn them.

Movies - I love most. Seriously. That's not even a joke.

TV - (in alphabetical order only)
arrested development (okay this is #1, no matter what)
bob's burgers
curb your enthusiasm
family guy
goldbergs, the
how i met your mother
it's always sunny
mindy project, the
office, the
seinfeld (tied with #1)
simpsons, the
south park

Music - I'm open. I like a lot of stuff. songs from the 1950s about girls. 80s pop. 90s alternative. hardcore and punk. If it's catchy, chances are, I will like it.

Food - I'm a food enthusiast. Eat till I'm sad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my arrested development dvds
water (not because i need it, i happen to genuinely love water)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
movies, writing, sex, girls.

not in any particular order.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, or doing something funny. Or both!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Everything? OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
You should message me if
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you can dish it AND take it.

you don't have a heavy flow or a wide set vagina.
(some girls have called my profile offensive for this.
but here: Mean Girls. if you're still offended...sorry not sorry)

what i really want is a girl who is proficient in dancing The Cat Daddy and/or The Jersey Turnpike.

Must do Jiu-Jitsu! Okay not really a "must" but a huge plus if you do.

Also, if you think it would be awesome to have a first kiss while one of the following songs builds to a crescendo:
The Funeral by Band of Horses
Shake it Out by Florence + The Machines
We Are Young by Fun.
Cough Syrup by Young the Giant