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27 M Portland, OR

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Last Online
Today – 4:07pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I just had a staring contest with a raccoon on the roof outside my window as I thought about what to write here. I think I might have lost but I'm not sure...
Also, my name is Zac, I'm from The Bay Area, studied in Ann Arbor, traveled all about, have been in Portland for just over a year. I'm working at home doing research for a law firm and at a restaurant currently, which is cool and all - i love the people I work with, but it's not representative of my highest aspirations or anything. Also, taking about work is lame. I like to play drums (let's jam), play hockey, ride my bike, snuggle (dogs/cats/human ladies), laugh and make jokes, dance all silly-like, eat, sleep, partyy, go on hikes, go record shopping (in the store), read bookz, burn and drink and stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hilarity and Mirth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making burritos, befriending cats, reading, dancing while riding a bike.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Striking resemblance to Shaquille O'Neal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Agalloch, Araabmuzik, Big L, Brian Eno, Bjork, Buena Vista Social Club, Cocteau Twins, Cold Cave, El Guincho, Fucked Up, Grimes, Godspeed, Grizzly Bear, Hieroglyphics, Husker Du, James Blake, Jay Reatard, Kurt Vile, Misfits, Mutyumu, MBV, Outkast, Perfume, Russian Circles, Ryuichi Sakamoto, Sade, Sigur Ros, Silver Jews, The Smiths, Stereolab, Sun Kil Moon, Talking Heads, Telefon Tel Aviv, This Will Destroy You, Toro Y Moi, UGK, Verse, Wild Nothing, Wild Beasts.

Food: Okonomiyaki, fruit, vegetables, noodles, freedom fries.

Storytime: H. Murakami, K. Vonnegut, JD. Salinger, K. Marx, G. Larson, B. Watterson, M. Weber, R. Dahl, G. Brisbee, P. Neruda, I. Calvino, D. Sedaris, R.L. Stein, D. Foster Wallace, M. July, G. Garcia Marquez, Dr. Seuss.

Peliculas: Darren Aranofsky, Wes Anderson, Christopher Guest, Woody Allen.

Also: Wayne's World, The Holy Mountain, City of God, Sin Nombre, Winter's Bone, The Point, High Fidelity, Bill and Ted, Until The Light Takes Us, Before The Devil Knows You're Dead, Lost In Translation, 25th Hour, American Beauty, 3 Iron, The Inventions of Dr. Nakamats.

BoobToob: San Francisco Giants baseball and San Jose Sharks hockey, Curb Your Enthusiasm, X-Files, Bob's Burgers, Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Socks. Jams. Pals. Jokes. Animal Friends. Outside.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
F****n magnets, how do they work?

(Knowledge of that reference means we're either great or terrible for each other)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
shows, bars, making fires, nightbikin', getting my smile on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My turtle is undefeated in debates against me.

Also I'm listening to Dolly Parton right now.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you prefer red vines over the twizz.