Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really do not enjoy talking about myself. I attempt to go to the
gym just so people don't ask me if I even lift. I like cats.
Cooking is one of my main hobbies, haven't had any complaints. But,
there is always room for improvement. I tend veg out on my couch
most of the my weekends and I'm completely fine with that. Care to
join me? Snapchat me awkward pictures of your face or food and we
will live happily ever after. Snapchat: Zacheyacker
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Work, staying healthy, making gains in the gym, rescuing kittens
from burning trees, buying items for my house, saving money and
online college classes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying not to use the word really. Running, exercising, being
awkward, pounding down burritos, making people laugh, looking like
Jake Gyllenhaal, and sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My goofy smile and my caterpillars (eyebrows). Or that I look like
Jake Gyllenhaal.. It is a hit or miss with people, Donnie Darko is
the movie to go to for comparison.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Don't read too much, I wish I did. But, Tucker Max's books crack me
up. Probably the only book series I have finished. Fight Club is
another I enjoy reading, Tyler Durdens soap is amazing for
your skin. Zodiac, crazy to read about all the clues he left for
police, writing them them letters telling who he is, or was for
that matter in his own ciphered language. They still never solved
that case and still don't know who he was. Also, because it is from
my home area in California.
I watch a lot of movies, horror, and movies similar to Borat are my
favorite or Anchorman. Because I also have many leather bound books
myself. Don't enjoy romantic ones because they make me feel weird
and awkward. But, I am willing to tough it out for the right person
I listen to just about anything, not too much country though.
Something about a Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk doesn't make a whole lot
of sense to me. Sorry.
Food? Yes, food.
TV? I watch the Fox News Network, thanks Dad. I guess Netflix can
count as TV nowadays. Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, The Office, 30
Rock, American Horror Story, and Dexter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mouth cleansing products
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What life would be like without thumbs. Eating tacos would be such
a difficult task. Don't act like you haven't thought about this
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday? Hmmm, trying to find some epic food challenge to conquer.
Or just sleeping in my bed, that's always a good Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I drool when I sleep and my dad is often mistaken for my
Grandfather. Snakes also freak me out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to laugh, sleep, exercise, eat food and can hold a
conversation. Or you know all the words to the Donkey Kong Rap
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