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27 M Bronx, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:15am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Just back from being abroad for a few months. I live in NYC (the Bronx) originally from Philadelphia. I've been a restaurant manager, cruise ship worker, cleaned oil spills, civilian sailor, got a degree in psychology along the way. I'm now about a year away from being a ship's officer in the merchant navy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'll spend a quarter to half the year at sea, the other time training for career advancement. I'm not in the military. I honestly love what I do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can cook, bake, fix a car, crochet a scarf, swing a hammer, train a dog, rewire a boat, lay asphalt, mix drinks, plan a wedding, fix leaks, ski and a thousand other random skills I have picked up from here and there.
The first things people usually notice about me
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A drunk lady once called me a "snazzy dresser with a belt"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Rimbaud, Yeats, Ginsberg, Kerouac, Dostoevsky, Dylan Tomas, James Joyce, Frank McCourt, Eugine O'Neill, Ibsen, Tolstoy, Hugo, etc.

I am pretty far removed for popular cinema, but I did see Felinni's 8 1/2 in Rome in an outdoor viewing while getting drunk off some delicious red wine.

I have not owned a TV in about five years. I will be more then happy to reminisce about old MTV and Nickelodeon when Doug, Rugrats, Legends of the Hidden Temple, and TRL was still on the air.

BBC's Torchwood and A Touch of Frost are awesome series and I am woefully behind in Dr. Who so please no spoilers until I catch up.

It is a mix of old blues, Euro-trash, some random british pop, Classic Irish music, and I do have some American Pop that may be dated, but I will never know. Recently though Claude Debussy, Mendelssohn, Wagner, Brahms, ect. have been my go to.

If it comes from a box or a drive through; I avoid it. If it comes from a small shop owned by someone that does not speak English well; I buy two of whatever they are cooking. High tea is wonderful and more people should go and enjoy it. I really like offals and cheap cuts cooked long and low.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no order of importance.
1. Mental library of pub songs
2. Multi-tool
3. LipBalm
4. Shoe laces. Think about it.
5. A clean bathroom
6. Valid library card
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When my dog barks at me, I find a ball so he can chase it. How is it my dog is behaving like Pavlov and I have been outsmarted.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Taking long walks on the beaches collecting cliches.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You will earn extra points in my book for a well timed pull of my hair...
You should message me if
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If you can compose for me an aggressive haiku, I would be impressed. Dirty jokes and fun facts are welcome.