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39 West Hollywood, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:46am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Swedish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Icelandic (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
-born in NC -raised in NC -lived all over but settled now in CA.

I was voted 'Best Sense of Humor' every year in High School...but I think it's important for everyone to know I rigged the votes.

I also believe people-watching should be a sport
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
looking for some open mic spots
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of things
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
that i wear an eye patch.

...just kidding (they never say anything about the eye patch)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(A) anything on Winston Churchill, Philosophy, Screenplays, Quantum Physics, Politcs, and so on...

(B) Too many movies to list. I do believe The Big Lebowski, Dumb & Dumber, & Pee Wee's Big Adventure are 3 PERFECT films across the board...ask me for more and i'll tell ya
Television is easier, as there aren't that many
(The Simpsons - Arrested Development - 30 Rock - LOST - Seinfeld - - Curb Your Enthusiasm - Northern Exposure - Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia - Trailer Park Boys - The Andy Griffith Show - Futurama - OLD Saturday Night Live - Kids in the Hall - MST 3000)

(C) Same as (B), but I'll throw out what pops in my head at the moment... (Dean Martin, LCD Soundsystem, The Avett Brothers, Johnny Cash, Radiohead, The Ink Spots, Sigur Ros, The Beatles, Glass Candy, The Pink Mountaintops, M83, Jack White, Willie Nelson, The Police, U2, Nikka Costa, Lykke Li, The dodos, Bon Iver, etc., etc.)

(D) Anything...even junk food from time to time
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
i'm gonna have to think about this one
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ME...and other people too.

Why women won't reply to my messages stating that I'd like a random hook-up, or a FWB.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing something different from the Friday before
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
have a few REALLY good beers or cocktails with me and I'll tell you
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you've got a good sense of humor and wanna talk to someone who has lots and lots of money to spend on someone else...