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26 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jun 11
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I buy a pizza lunchable every time I go grocery shopping and eat it with the same enthusiasm a child would. The trick is to eat it fast enough that the frozen groceries don't melt before putting them away.

If you can tell a good story, chances are good that I'm going to like you. I absolutely love hearing someone spin a good yarn.

New projects, new information, or new hobbies all get me really excited, but I'm really terrible at finishing stuff that I start. I'm pretty decent with lots of strange things, but not really a master of any.

Uhh, mostly I just try not to take myself too seriously.

Also, for some reason, I really like giving a fake name when I order pizza or am waiting for a table somewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
Figuring it out as I go. Moved to Portland from Bend. Currently working as a pixel pusher in-house at an advertising agency.
I’m really good at
Knowing lots of obscure facts and remembering actors'/musicians'/artists' names. I'd really like to be on Jeopardy some day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Phillip K. Dick and Chuck Palahniuk are my favorite authors, but I haven't read a good book in a few months.

There's rarely a movie that I don't enjoy on some level, but my favorite movies are probably Wes Anderson films, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Wristcutters, Star Wars (old ones), Brick, B Sci-fi movies, Quentin Tarantino movies, and most things with Bill Murray. I also thoroughly enjoy documentaries.

I like quite a few TV programs. I especially enjoy The Office, Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, Parks & Rec, Archer, Futurama, Breaking Bad, Always Sunny, Dexter, and a few others.

Music is something that I really enjoy and have a pretty large catalogue of bands I listen to. I absolutely love going to see live music somewhere most weekends, whether it's a big name band or some local group at a hole in the wall bar. Some of my favorites are Ratatat, Beck, The Dandy Warhols, anything Jack White touches, Tobacco, and QOTSA. I also am hopelessly addicted to NPR.

I've been playing piano for most of my life. I've also got an accordion, saxophone, and a couple other miscellaneous musical things. I like to think I've got a pretty decent singing voice.
The six things I could never do without
Humor, beer, computer, art, friends, and definitely music.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something fun. Live music, bar crawls, impromptu footraces; these things are my bread and butter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never had the hiccups.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You'd like to have a conversation, or grab a drink somewhere. Maybe both.