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26 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Aug 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I buy a pizza lunchable every time I go grocery shopping and eat it with the same enthusiasm a child would. The trick is to eat it fast enough that the frozen groceries don't melt before putting them away.

If you can tell a good story, chances are good that I'm going to like you. I absolutely love hearing someone spin a good yarn.

New projects, new information, or new hobbies all get me really excited, but I'm really terrible at finishing stuff that I start. I'm pretty decent with lots of strange things, but not really a master of any.

Uhh, mostly I just try not to take myself too seriously.

Also, for some reason, I really like giving a fake name when I order pizza or am waiting for a table somewhere.
What I’m doing with my life
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Figuring it out as I go. Moved to Portland from Bend. Currently working as a pixel pusher in-house at an advertising agency.
I’m really good at
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Knowing lots of obscure facts and remembering actors'/musicians'/artists' names. I'd really like to be on Jeopardy some day.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm quite tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Phillip K. Dick and Chuck Palahniuk are my favorite authors, but I haven't read a good book in a few months.

There's rarely a movie that I don't enjoy on some level, but my favorite movies are probably Wes Anderson films, Fight Club, The Dark Knight, Wristcutters, Star Wars (old ones), Brick, B Sci-fi movies, Quentin Tarantino movies, and most things with Bill Murray. I also thoroughly enjoy documentaries.

I like quite a few TV programs. I especially enjoy The Office, Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, Parks & Rec, Archer, Futurama, Breaking Bad, Always Sunny, Dexter, and a few others.

Music is something that I really enjoy and have a pretty large catalogue of bands I listen to. I absolutely love going to see live music somewhere most weekends, whether it's a big name band or some local group at a hole in the wall bar. Some of my favorites are Ratatat, Beck, The Dandy Warhols, anything Jack White touches, Tobacco, and QOTSA. I also am hopelessly addicted to NPR.

I've been playing piano for most of my life. I've also got an accordion, saxophone, and a couple other miscellaneous musical things. I like to think I've got a pretty decent singing voice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor, beer, computer, art, friends, and definitely music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Magnets...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something fun. Live music, bar crawls, impromptu footraces; these things are my bread and butter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never had the hiccups.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You'd like to have a conversation, or grab a drink somewhere. Maybe both.