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zakk23

39 M Vienna, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I find things on the internet hilarious. BUT! I promise I can talk about things unrelated to this stuff, as long as you can tolerate the occasional weird joke that no one but me and maybe 4 other people in the world get.

I pick up new hobbies so I can learn how to do stuff that's cool. I like steep learning curves (in the mental sense, not so much the physical.) I will admit I've been slacking on this a bit lately but I'm starting to wonder if I should teach myself how to redo my bathroom, or maybe try to learn how to muddle through spanish.

Update: I wrote that a long time ago. French is sorta like Spanish, right?

I feel it is necessary to mention I do not own any fedoras
What I’m doing with my life
Not getting enough sleep, due entirely to my own silliness. Other than that, plans are for other people!

Pondering moving to NYC. I appear to be pondering this at a speed slightly slower than molasses, though.
I’m really good at
Making not-so-pretty graphs, pretending to be good at very hard video games and getting you to reveal something potentially embarassing.

I've also been told I make a pretty awesome meat sauce. It's been ages since I've done so, though.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea. I never asked. Maybe the hair?

A friend once commented "He wears a beard like it's his job." I find that description quite amusing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) Anytime I actually get around to reading, it's some boring technical book or some completely insane 'I have uncovered the vast world conspiracy' type thing. Hence this list will remain empty!

b) Aliens, American Psycho, Conan the Barbarian, Scarface, Clockwork Orange

c) Blind Guardian, In Flames, Battlemaster, Metallica, Sodom, Hammerfall, The Bloody Beetroots, At the Gates, Wolfmother, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Peeping Tom, Mike Patton, Massive Attack, Portishead, A Tribe Called Quest, Kool Keith, NWA, Ice Cube, Credence Clearwater Revival, Finntroll, Beastie Boys, Priestess, Michael Jackson, Austrian Death Machine, Turisas, Snoop Dogg, Autechre, Cannibal Ox, El-P, Jay-Z, Digital Underground, a virtual flock of DnB producers (I can never remember names), Ministry, Primus,KMFDM

There are a few albums that I consider to form the core of my favorites, and here they are.
Massive Attack - Mezzanine
In Flames - The Jester Race
Blind Guardian - Nightfall in Middle Earth
Autechre - Amber
Faith No More - Angel Dust
Beastie Boys - Check Your Head

I'm currently obsessed with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUvJBD9MVI4

d) indian. thai. Also I like popcorn. HOLY SHIT CREPES

So I just saw the new Judge Dredd (2012) movie, and I firmly believe that Karl Urban's mouth should win some sort of Oscar. The many moods of Judge Dredd: :( :[ :< :[
The six things I could never do without
1)ipod/some way to play music
2)easy and instant access to information (translation: the intertubes)
3)green tea
4)The absolute craziness of humanity, even with all the bad stuff that encompasses
5)my sometimes crazy hair (ok, I could live without this, but I don't WANT to!)
6)Professor Booty

super important bonus item:
7) high pressure, very hot showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't spend a lot of time thinking about one thing! I constantly change what I think about. This often leads to hilarity.

Although as of late I have been pondering all the random things I need to get done around the house.

Why does okc seem to want to show me lots of people from Pennsylvania? I'm sure you're all great people, but Pennsylvania is not near me!
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The texture of most fruits weirds me out.

Likewise, the texture of avacado sorta messes with me too. But I love me some good guacamole. I don't get it either.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You find geeky, long-haired men insanely irresistible.

You want to help me locate good pizza in the NoVA area (or eat some once I find it!)
Update: I've found decent pizza in NoVA. This not-so-much-a-secret will go with me to my grave.

You keep a weird schedule and want someone to amuse you at weird hours of the night/morning/whenever.