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zalgo

34 Grahamsville, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
UPDATE!
REAL UPDATE!
I haven't edited my profile in a while so I thought today, February 8 2105 would be the day to do it! Gosh, what to say? So much pressure! Well let's see, I think "The End of the Innocence" is the best Don Henley tune. If you agree we will probably get along well and you should contact me as we have much to discuss, Don Henley related and otherwise. Also OKCupid keeps trying to sell me Vagisil for some reason. Why they think I would need this or what they are trying to say about me I can't begin to guess but there you have it. If you ever wanted to talk to or meet up with a guy whose dating profile causes OKCupid's advertisement algorithm to send him ads for feminine hygiene products I am that guy.

This thing told me to update my profile so people are more likely to respond. This is it. This is the update. If you don't feel more compelled to respond now then I'm not sure what's going to do it for you.

I'm not so sure it's possible to summarize oneself in a paragraph or two but I'll give it a go anyway. I guess I'd say I'm somewhat of an eccentric person, yes I know most people say eccentric is a rich person's word for crazy but I'm neither rich (yet!) or crazy. I just sometimes think my brain is wired a little differently than some people around my age. When I was a child, I'd say about five or so, I'd think about things like what does it mean to be alive and does it feel different for other people, the mental and physical sensations of being alive. I guess I still don't know the answer to that one.
Most of my life I feel I've been searching for meaning and truth, now I wonder if those things are relative maybe the meaning of life is that each of us must find our own meaning, after all how can there be one big all-encompassing meaning to everything when there are over 6 billion people on this planet and each one is different? I guess this is why I read so many books on science and astrophysics because I want to know why and how.
Those are probably the two most pretentious paragraphs I've ever written! Really I'm just a normal guy who enjoys simple things who in turn is attracted to other real, down-to-earth kind of people. I'm definitely not as serious as the past two paragraphs would lead you to believe, I joke about almost anything. My sense of humor can be a bit odd though, for example there are few things funnier to me than bad movies and cheesy music. If you're the kind of person who can laugh and not care what others think I think we'd get along pretty well!
UPDATE
I am trying to get the folks at Barbasol to send me a free hat. Can you see why this is funny? Well I can, it's very funny and good to me.

I am updating, updating, and updating
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well right this second I am filling out a dating profile. Aside from that, I guess I'm working? What can I say, I'm an adult and our lives are relatively boring. Right now I am trying to wait this winter out because I like doing outdoor activities like hiking and it's not very fun to do that sort of thing when there's a foot of snow on the ground and it's five below zero outside.
But aside from all that I may be moving down south in the fall. New York is ok but it's too expensive and it's cold most of the year, plus my musician friend wants to work on some sort of musical project with me and wants to be close to Nashville. I'm pretty much with it because I am getting a bit tired of New York and could do with a drastic change.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I guess people say I can sing and I'd like to think I have a good sense of humor. I am a good guy!
UPDATE!
I'm really good at updates! UPDATE!
The first things people usually notice about me
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The probably notice that I am a big boy, I am just a hair under 6'4", aside from that they might notice that I am really good at making a dating profile. I am a pro and an expert if you have not noticed yet. It's true check out this profile if you like profiles.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot of books and I do not watch very much TV. Do I get my cool indie hipster cred for that or do I have to repurpose my television into some sort of device that produces craft beer and artisinal ciabatta or what? OK well anyway the last book I read was "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy and yeah it was very good. I guess I mostly read fiction, I'm an unapologetic Stephen King fan. Yes I know it's not literature, yes I know it's just for entertainment. So what?
The only TV show I keep up with really is "The Walking Dead", I've been a fan of zombies since seeing the Romero movies when I was a kid. Also I like Mythbusters, Man vs, Wild, anything with Gordon Ramsey or Anthony Bourdain in it, I'm sure there;s a lot of things I'm forgetting.
Do I really need to make a list of my favorite bands? Well I guess I mostly like rock music, pop, industrial, anything from oldies up to today. I've been on a big Morrisey/The Smiths kick lately I guess. That being said I'm not a sad sorry human being, I guess ask me if you want to know more,

UPDATE!
These things are all still true and I probably like even more things now! I'm not going to write about them though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know,
Friends
Family
Music
Beer
Love/Companionship
Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If you ate yourself would you grow twice as big or disappear completely?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't really have a typical Friday night but some things I would ideally like to do on a Friday night would be going out with friends and maybe having a few drinks and doing karaoke because I love to sing! One of my friends does open mic sometimes on friday and that's always fun. But with that "special someone" I also like to just have a movie night with blankets, take out and a beer or some wine or something, especially on these cold winter nights when there's not much to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Well it's not really private really but I consider myself a feminist at least insofar as a man can be feminist. I am very much for equal rights and I just happen to see women taking a lot of crap from men the world over, so yeah it's something I feel strongly about.
Not private enough? Well maybe message me and you'll learn more!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I guess if you feel intrigued or interested in anything I wrote here. By the way I'm not one of those dudes who is going to flip out on you if you don't respond to one of my messages or if you tell me you're not interested. I think I'm a pretty cool person but I'm neither vain nor egotistical enough to think that I am for everybody. It's okay!