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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 2
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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My name is Zane. INFJ, For those who care. I have had a very fulfilling life so far, with a few bumps on the way (who hasn't?). I'm a transplant from rural Western PA and have been living in Baltimore for the past 2 years, yet still transitioning to the city life.
What I’m doing with my life
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Simulation and Technology Specialist at a small private university. Begrudgingly accepting the fact that everyone simply sees me as the IT guy at work. In all seriousness, I love what I do.
I'm also taking this opportunity to pursue some of my other hobbies and talents that have been on the back burner for the past couple years: such as writing,playing/recording music, and working on stand-up comedy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything technology related, being a good son and friend, playing the guitar, writing, making people laugh, listening, giving massages, deep conversation, being a gentleman (They say chivalry is dead), being a dork, remembering countless bits of useless trivia and information, being sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My facial expressions. Apparently, I have a lot of them
My infectious laugh and that I'm easy to talk to
That I'm skinny
Good dresser
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I love dystopian style books (Brave New World, 1984 etc.), Harry Potter series, Lord of the Rings. Honestly I dont read much anymore, unless its a technical manual.

Movies: Horror Movies in general, The Nolan Batman Trilogy, Inception, James Bond (Especially Daniel Craig as Bond), Aliens, Predator, Star trek (JJ Abrahms), Terminator 2, Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, Rob Zombie Films, The Big Lebowski, Step Brothers, Clerks I and II, Shaun of the Dead, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber, Office Space, Napolean Dynamite, Wayne's World, Ghostbusters, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Anything with Leslie Neilsen, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, This is Spinal Tap, Mr. Bean, The 'Burbs, American History X, Good Will Hunting, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Midnight Cowboy, Taxi Driver, A clockwork Orange, Goodfellas, The Scream sereis (3rd doesn't count), Halloween (all of them, even the shitty ones), Nightmare, Texas Chainsaw, Hammer bros films, Friday the 13th, Dawn of the Dead (1978), Jaws, The cabin in the woods, Dead Alive, The Evil Dead, Iron Man, spider-man (Tobey McGuire), The Matrix, die Hard, All of Quentin Tarantino's work, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Dirty Harry, Rambo, Rocky, Seven, gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Donnie Darko, and the list goes on... I've see so many movies in my lifetime so I'm sure I'm leaving some important ones out. I love discussing movies and I know a lot about them. That also goes for TV shows.

Shows: Lost, The Walking Dead, Breaking Bad, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Workaholics, Its always sunny in Philadelphia, Louie, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! The Simpsons, The whitest Kids You Know, Seinfeld, The X-Files, Arrested Development, the twilight Zone, Tales From the Crypt, Spaced, Dexter, Family Guy, Full House (shut up i love it), Futurama, and many many more...

Documetaries: Atom Smashers, The Luciferian Conspiracy, A Pixar Story

Music: The Pixies, The Getup Kids, The Ataris, Taking Back Sunday, Further Seems Forever, Brand New, MXPX, AFI (old stuff), Misfits, Comeback Kid, Motion City Soundtrack, MeWithoutYou, Fallout Boy, The Casulaties, The Unseen, Bad Religion, Jimmy eat World, Blink 182, Billy Talent, NOFX, Zebra Head, Rancid, The Used, Saves the day, Senses Fail, Rufio, The Academy is...., death cab for cutie, Something Corporate, The Blood Brothers, Say Anything, Minus the Bear, Modest Mouse, Thrice, Chiodos, Thursday, Underoath, Marilyn Manson, Rage Against the Machine, Incubus, NIN, Weezer, Tool, Korn, the Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Primus, Bush, No Doubt, Cradle of Filth, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Meshugga,Sepultura, Converge, Mastadon, deftones, Wu-tang clan, NWC, French Montana, Chevy Woods, Wiz Khalifa, gudda gudda, Yo gotti, Rocky Diamonds... I guess this gives you a good idea how scatter brained I am when it comes to music.

Food: Meat
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, guitar, women, friends, a life, Netflix (Shit.... did I really just list that?!) and a copy of the album Doolittle by The Pixies. I know that makes 7, but if the man is 5, than the devil is 6, and God is 7.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a compulsive thinker. So it could be just about anything..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either relaxing at home, or trying to get out in the city more
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not particularly fond of creating profiles or talking about myself for that matter. If you really want to get to know me, shoot me a message.
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