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zaphodbeeblbrian

27 M San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
No one likes summarizing oneself, but here goes: I'm Brian. I'm 27. I have a beard. That covers the basics.

I moved to San Diego from Michigan last fall (go Blue!), and I'm hoping to meet some new people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work behind the scenes at a popular computer store with a fruity name. And in my spare time I'm usually reading a book, looking at art, or trying (and sometimes brewing) new beers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Alphabetizing, over-analyzing, and finding the best opportunities to drop zingers in large groups.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not sure. I once had a "who's more pale" contest with a ginger and I won. So probably my paleness.

But I also I get a lot of complements on my smile. I'll go with the smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I really love Cormac McCarthy, Vladimir Nabokov, and Samuel Beckett. They're probably my favorite authors. And Kurt Vonnegut, Raymond Chandler, Neil Gaiman, John le Carré, oh, and I have a special place in my heart for Ray Bradbury and George Bernard Shaw.

And then there's the Hitchhiker's series. I love it. Yes, that's where my stupid username comes from.

TV: Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, 30 Rock, Community, South Park, Futurama,

Movies: The Maltese Falcon, The Third Man, Casablanca, Blade Runner, Inception, Pulp Fiction, The Silence of the Lambs, The Big Lebowski, Charade

Music: You probably have better taste in music than I have.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good books.
Cold beer.
My glasses. (I'm pretty blind.)
Tiger shoes.
Reddit.
Art.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sample thoughts:

"How much Sriracha do I have left?"
"I thought I had more coffee left."
"Should I get gas before work?"

I spend a lot of time thinking about books. And sloths.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally, I'm unwinding with friends at a lowkey bar, trying, comparing, and passing around different different beers. (I said ideally because I have to work a lot of Friday nights.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to swim, I like Lana Del Rey, and I have to turn maps so that they face the same way I am.

Three of those statements are true.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We'll definitely have something to talk about if:
-you want to swap book recommendations.
-you balance a love of nature with a hatred of sunburns.
-you like silent movies.
-you don't eat meat.
-you like sloths.
-you geocache.