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zaphodthebb

27 Hamilton, Ontario, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 24
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Filling this thing out feels so forced. I'm a twenty-something lady whose current role models are Janelle Monae and Amy Poehler.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a degree in Communication Studies, a diploma in journalism, and I'm looking to get into the media industry. I'm on the radio and maybe I'll give you more details about that if we get along or something.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing and editing. Maybe not "really good", but "good enough to be interested in doing it as a career".
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
you tell me, buddy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: David Sedaris, A.J. Jacobs, Douglas Adams, Jane Austen, Paul Feig, Margaret Atwood, Stuart McLean, Philip Pullman, Sarah Waters, J.K. Rowling, Tolkien, and books by comedians like Mindy Kaling, Tina Fey, Mike Birbiglia, etc.

TV Shows: Parks & Recreation, Community, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, True Detective, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, Kids In The Hall, MST3K, Doctor Who before it started to go downhill, classic Simpsons, Lost, Comedy Bang Bang, and I swear I'm going to finish Breaking Bad one of these days.

Movies: Jurassic Park, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Rushmore, Almost Famous, Ghostbusters, Bringing Up Baby, and many more.

Music: The Decemberists, The New Pornographers, Nick Cave, Janelle Monae, David Bowie, St. Vincent, all kinds of stuff. I put playlists featuring awesome lady musicians together every week.

Podcasts: Comedy Bang Bang, Thrilling Adventure Hour, the Pod F. Tompkast, Doug Loves Movies, You Made It Weird, and the Earwolf family of podcasts in general

Video games: Bioshock, Bioshock Infinite, the Mario series, the Zelda series, the GTA series, Minecraft

I'm sure I'll add to this whole section as I realize how many things I'm forgetting.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My weird little cat, comedy podcasts, adventure, a pair of good pajamas, coffee, and my glasses (I'm pretty blind without them).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Comedy, social issues and eerie shit
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having a raging board game night with friends, raging online, raging at work, raging at the pub, just generally experiencing some kind of exciting variety of rage out there in the world
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have a lot of BIG LIFE PLANS figured out but I'm working my way towards some kind of adventure.

Also, I broke my leg pretty severely in November so I've been sedentary for way too long. I'd be into the idea of going on walks with someone to work my way back towards being in shape.
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