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zasell

32 Los Angeles, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an upbeat person who enjoys the humor in life. I am looking for someone who I can be silly with, someone who I can share everyday adventures with, but someone who also will have my back when life's bullets start flying.

I'm independent, work hard at the office, and enjoy volunteering and doing charity work when I'm not at the office. Although I'm a busy girl, I make time for my family and friends who are very important to me and are the number one and two priorities in my life.

I try to keep my life in perspective and try not to take myself too seriously. I will be the first one to blurt out laughing at a good joke or to chuckle at my own mistakes.

Communication and compromise in relationships are very important to me. I do not enjoy arguing, try to talk things out, and believe that frank, open-minded discussions are much more productive than either yelling or bottling things in. I strive to be honest, loyal, and authentic. I'm looking for a guy who wants the same.

P.S. If you aren't smiling or laughing in most of your photos, we probably wouldn't get along. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning to make lemonade!

Oh, I'm also an attorney. Don't run! I promise I'm not the evil kind. I do work for a law firm and big clients but sneak in a few hundred hours each year of fighting the good fight by doing pro bono work for those who are most in need of legal assistance but lack the resources for it. I also actually enjoy what I do, and many people I work with have commented on my unusually cheery disposition for being *gasp* an attorney.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up lyrics when singing songs I only kinda, sorta know. My niece's favorite is "Mary had a little piggy that went to the market."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm usually smiling about a joke told to me days ago!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Wait, what's the character limit again? I love "food"--all kinds, whether the schmancy pizza at Pizzeria Mozza or the slow-cooked, birria soft tacos at food trucks. As for shows, I love shows that I can watch time and time again: Dexter, Arrested Development, Firefly, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, the League, West Wing, Community. I don't have cable/HBO/Showtime etc. because I generally prefer to be out and about. Also, I'm a big news buff and am constantly shifting between reading local, national, and international news articles during the course of the day.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Sunday mornings
2. on my balcony
3. overlooking a lazy one-way street
4. with the sun yawning in the distance
5. having a cup of tea
6. and thinking about nothing at all
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World Peace.

Whether hummus on a bagel presents deep ethnic and religious conflicts or constitutes a yummy, nutritious treat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sharing cold brewskies with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried when Bambi's mother died ... and again, when Simba's father died ... and again, when Nemo's mother died. I can't help it, I'm not made of stone!
You should message me if
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You like Googie architecture OR
You like bacon-wrapped [insert here] OR
You like sitting on planters and watching the world bustle by OR
You are a good guy :-)