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ze_bicyclethief

30 Albuquerque, NM Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly halal
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Islam, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Bulgarian (Poorly), Turkish (Poorly), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
athens < Medellin < Istanbul < athens < San Antonio < unborn

I'm moving to New Mexico in July and just thought why not
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Reorienting to the city of my adolescence after living in a lot of places for a long time. All night-Uber God soon to be student, again. Oh the people you meet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Allah
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
writers: Paul Theroux, Bruce Chatwin. Orwell. Cormac MacArthury, Hemingway, hst, Garcia Marques, pd James,

Leon: the professional
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
$$$$
ass
titties
travel
$$$$
My Morals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing. ever. There's just been too much damage.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have mutant body parts. Glad that's out of the way.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You are not from this country or you speak another language.

-You agree Danny DeVito is the sexiest man alive.

-la vida no es serio putos.