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ze_bicyclethief

30 Athens, GA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly kosher
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Islam, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Bulgarian (Poorly), Turkish (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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ALLAH AKBARR
What I’m doing with my life
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Traveling, working, orienting to Colombia, eating people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
zombies do whatever the fuck you want.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
La sagrada Luz por mis ojos amarillos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Paul Theroux, Bruce Chatwin. Orwell. Cormac MacArthury, Hemingway, hst, Garcia Marques, pd James
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
breatharian--- i need nothing. im above it all.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
nothing. too much brain damage.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
En mi zeppelin privada, arriba de Los peones
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I AM THE MOST SENSITIVE MAN IN THE WORLD.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you've seen deadgirl or a serbian film and felt unscathed.

Si eres enferma y no tienes sano.
te gusta viajar y adventura

la vida no es serio putos.

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