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ze_bicyclethief

30 Flagstaff, AZ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Strictly halal
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Islam, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Bulgarian (Poorly), Turkish (Poorly), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Back in the USA and building a life after being in South America. (But I wanna go back to Istanbul and live in Greenland so who knows).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling, working, back to school again. New to the area and just looking for people to connect with or share common interests.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Zombies do whatever they want.

I speak 8 languages aside from English to varying degrees of proficiency. Just. fuckin. try me. putos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Aura of Death and Destruction.... ok no.

but the sleepy eyes that people have consistently mistaken my entire life as the eyes of a man barreling hard down a deep well of multiple chemical addictions. yes that. and i dont touch any of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
writers: Paul Theroux, Bruce Chatwin. Orwell. Cormac MacArthury, Hemingway, hst, Garcia Marques, pd James,

films: black cat white cat, a serbian film, time of the gypsies, Leon: the professional

food: turkish, middle-eastern, indian, colombian

music: i try to listen to all sorts of music but my base is really old music from the 18th century because I'm too fucking cool for the last 200 years.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
breatharian--- i need nothing. im above it all.
Passport
Passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing. ever. There's just been too much damage.

Actually, even with the damage I think about a lot of things. There is an endless storm of questions playing in my mind about why people do this here and do this there. Why do people love this there, but hate it here. I've actually been thinking a lot about homo hobbitus, gigantopithicus and golbeki tepi, which is perhaps not useful to my current situation. I've gotten to live in a lot of places and it's given me some great experiences and also completely obliterated my idea of what culture and self are. Identity is always changing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
En mi zeppelin privada, arriba de Los peones or maybe face down in a ditch, Colombian expletives being exchanged.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
tengo un Craneo Muy Gruseo....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-you take care of yourself in mind and body and you like yourself.

-You've heard of famous people named Radovan.

-You just want to just have a Spanish conversation buddy
(I'm new back in the US and need to have it in my life daily and I speak it really well).

-la vida no es serio putos.