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ze_bicyclethief

30 M Medellín, Colombia

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly kosher
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Islam, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Bulgarian (Poorly), Turkish (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
ALLAH AKBARR

Love to travel, be active, try new things, meet interesting people.

Soy sociopatic assesinato y caníbal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling, working, orienting to Colombia, eating people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
zombies do whatever the fuck you want.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
La Luz por mis ojos verdes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Paul Theroux, Bruce Chatwin. Orwell. Cormac MacArthury, Hemingway, hst, Garcia Marques, pd James
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sangre
oxygen
ropes
Personas que me Inspiran
passport and prayers
moving my body.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Todavía somos animales
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in a ditch or lying on the railroad tracks

En mi zeppelin privada, arriba de Los peones
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'M THE MOST SENSITIVE MAN IN THE WORLD.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're sick of it all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKqnqas8NmQ
you get this video.

this video is painful and comical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yydlX7c8HbY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKMfozWmfX4

you've seen deadgirl or a serbian film and felt unscathed.

you've been in a revolution, failed or successful

Si eres enferma y no tienes sano.
te gusta viajar y adventura

I'm actually quite a nice person and I'm looking for the right girl who takes care of herself, respects herself, likes to travel and trying new things.

la vida no es serio cabrones.