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ze_bicyclethief

30 Albuquerque, NM Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:06am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Strictly kosher
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Islam, and very serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Bulgarian (Poorly), Turkish (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
BRAND NEW TO ALBUQUERQUE and building a life after being in South America.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Traveling, working,, eating people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Zombies do whatever they want.

I speak 8 languages aside from English to varying degrees of proficiency. Just. fuckin. try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
La sagrada Luz por mis ojos amarillos
Also the sleepy eyes that people have consistently mistaked my entire life as the eyes of a man deep into a drug addiction.

I don't touch any of that. Except the crack. can't put it down.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Paul Theroux, Bruce Chatwin. Orwell. Cormac MacArthury, Hemingway, hst, Garcia Marques, pd James
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
breatharian--- i need nothing. im above it all.
Passport
Passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Nothing. ever. There's just been too much damage.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
En mi zeppelin privada, arriba de Los peones
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have some surprises.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you take care of yourself in mind and body and mostly like yourself.

You've heard of famous people named Radovan.

la vida no es serio putos.