I am a laid back [common nickname for male human] who loves to [worldly activity], [popular outdoor activity], [intelligent activity] and [athletic activity] for fun. I'm a [Briggs-Meyer rating] if you're into that sort of thing. I'm a sucker for consuming [well known alcoholic beverage] and doing [comical activity generally not associated with consuming alcohol]. I love [season of year that is generally known to have best weather or is considered romantic] and performing [athletic activity done in good weather], [athletic activity done in good weather], and [silly, short-lived activity done in poor weather]. I love to [optimistic action], [optimistic action], and [optimistic + worldly action].
I'm looking for an [opposite sex] person that is [synonymous adjective for intelligent] but can also partake in [socially acceptable drug activity] and [mildly risky and athletic outdoor activity]. I also want this [opposite sex person] to contain qualities of [stereotypically cherished mannerisms of opposite sex] with minimal [stereotypically negative mannerisms of opposite sex].
The strategy I think works best here is to find someone I think I might like, read their "you should message me if..." section, and then, using some clever rewording, mold my profile into something that matches exactly what that person wants. Oh yeah, then I message them.
I generally keep my facial hair at that hasn't-shaved-for-two-days level because I think that it informs people about my ability to be laid back while simultaneously appearing mature.