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My self-summary
In Japan there's a restaurant chain called "Surprise Donkey" (in Japanese, "Bikkuri Donkey"). Despite spending two years over there, I never ate at the Surprise Donkey; I could just imagine taking a big bite out of a juicy hamburger when, all of a sudden, a Japanese chef jumps out and yells "Surprise, Donkey!" (But I'm guessing in that case the donkey would've been more surprised than me.)

"Roses are red,
Bacon is red.
Rhyming is hard...

Hello, I'm Glenn, half lumberjack, half engineer, all man. I'm cerebral, red-headed, and can misremember song lyrics in amusing ways. I'm looking for interesting people with amusing stories.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm paid to use my Georgia Tech brain. Specifically, I develop websites using JavaScript for the front-end, and C#/.NET for the back-end. My job and company are both pretty freakin' awesome.

I’m really good at
Conversation, patience, Software Engineering, and being a smart-ass. And I'm decent at Japanese.
The first things people usually notice about me
My witty T-shirts. When the women start "reading" (yeah, right) what's written across my chest, I make a point to tell them "I'm up *here*."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite TV show is Breaking Boardwalk. It's about a mobster in 1920s Albuquerque who becomes a drug lord. Pretty sure this is an actual thing.

Here's a list of songs that I can't seem to play loudly enough:
"Rocket" - Smashing Pumpkins
"Vapour Trail" - Ride
"Over the Hills and Far Away (live)" - Led Zeppelin
"No One Knows" - Queens of the Stone Age
"007 (Shanty Town)" - Desmond Dekker
"Lit Up" - The National
"Strong Hand" - Chvrches
"Threshold of Transformation" - Isis
"Elevate Me Later" - Pavement
"The Laws Have Changed" - The New Pornographers
"Portions for Foxes" - Rilo Kiley

Naturally I make damn good mixtapes for people I like.
The six things I could never do without
Lindy Hop, music, Wikipedia (free knowledge!), my iPhone, reason, running, and my brain (although it does complain that it wants a peanut whenever I find $20).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A way to answer this question in a cleverly recursive manner. Like "I spend a lot of time thinking about the things I should be thinking about." Arrggh. I'll get it someday.

Seriously, though, you're so money and you don't even know it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Dancing. If you like dancing, too, we should hang out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I very much want to know whether you're equally comfortable going out or staying in.
You should message me if
Randomness makes you laugh. You like the cut of my jib. You want to proposition me for long nights of mental acuity testing. Whatever, I'm not particular (regarding your intentions, I mean; I'm *very* particular regarding your intellect).