My ideal woman writes sentences that begin more with phrases like "So there I was, floating on the Dead Sea, buzzed on Israeli moonshine..." and less with phrases like "I am..." or "I like..." (Yes, I read profiles.)
Hello, I'm Glenn. I'm cerebral, red-headed, and can misremember song lyrics in amusing ways. I absorb knowledge like a highly absorbent material, and am looking for interesting people with amusing stories.
"Roses are red,
Bacon is red.
Rhyming is hard.