Bacon is red.
Rhyming is hard...
Hello, I'm Glenn, half lumberjack, half engineer, all man. I'm cerebral, red-headed, and can misremember song lyrics in amusing ways. I'm looking for interesting people with amusing stories.
"So Glenn, what kind of profiles do you enjoy reading," you may ask. Excellent question! The profiles I most enjoy reading feature sentences that begin more with phrases like "So there I was, floating on the Dead Sea, buzzed on Israeli moonshine..." and less with phrases like "I am..." or "I like..." Bonus points for correctly using "highfalutin" somewhere in your essays.
And always remember, free advice from a stranger is usually worth every penny.