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zeke912

33 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm kind, candid, and witty.
I love art and I tend to see the bright side of everything. I'm very comfortable meeting new people and always feel as though I fit in, although I never had any desire to conform. I am a loyal friend, an eager helper, and it is nearly impossible to get me angry. Convinced of my own coolness, despite evidence to contrary, I've been a litigator, teacher, real estate developer, management consultant, race car driver, product designer, and visual artist. Strangers frequently ask if I am a comedian. I'm still not. That was a frequent inquiry in grade school as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Creating art, helping others, trying to increase kindness and calm in the world.
I’m really good at
Thinking that whatever I am doing is tremendously cool, telling stories, making analogies, closing arguments, staying calm in crisis, creating art, procrastinating, having fun, solving problems, applying logic, listening, remembering.
The first things people usually notice about me
There are 2 little dogs in my backpack.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, The Life of Pi, My Name is Asher Lev, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Tipping Point, Freakanomics, Where the Wild Things Are, My Lonely Miserable Lesbian Pregnancy,

Movies/Shows: Hair, It Happened One Night, Chicago, Cabaret, Monsoon Wedding, Slumdog Millionaire, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, A River Runs Through It, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Avalon (Michael really did start the fire), Menace II Society, Wet Hot American Summer, Snatch, Casablanca, In the Heat of the Night, The Silence of the Lambs, Roman Holiday, The Talented Mr. Ripley, This is Spinal Tap, The Godfather, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Godfather II, Full Metal Jacket, Arrested Development, The Sopranos, The Wire
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This used to mention my inability to stick with a hairstyle. True, but perhaps something more profound? I think that the world exists for people to contribute to improving the lot of others. Am I helping enough?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am pretty open and honest. If it's private, I'd likely share it if you asked and cared, but I try to practice discretion in my effort to maintain valor.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you are kind, funny and pretty and you think I am.