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zeke912

34 Washington, DC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has kids, and wants more
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kind, candid, and witty.
I love art and I tend to see the bright side of everything. I'm very comfortable meeting new people and always feel as though I fit in, although I never had any desire to conform. I am a loyal friend, an eager helper, and it is nearly impossible to get me angry. Convinced of my own coolness, despite evidence to contrary, I've been a litigator, teacher, real estate developer, management consultant, race car driver, product designer, and visual artist. Strangers frequently ask if I am a comedian. I'm still not. That was a frequent inquiry in grade school as well.
What I’m doing with my life
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Creating art, helping others, trying to increase kindness and calm in the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking that whatever I am doing is tremendously cool, telling stories, making analogies, closing arguments, staying calm in crisis, creating art, procrastinating, having fun, solving problems, applying logic, listening, remembering. I have unlimited patience.
The first things people usually notice about me
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There are 2 little dogs in my backpack.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, The Life of Pi, Heyday, Marjorie Morningstar, Mama Day, My Name is Asher Lev, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Tipping Point, Outliers, Freakanomics, Where the Wild Things Are, My Lonely Miserable Lesbian Pregnancy,

Theater: Hair (this play is almost a religion to me. It is Hamlet. It is la Boheme. It is about tribe, in so many ways. And it is about parents and children. If it's playing anywhere, let's go), Cabaret
Movies: It Happened One Night, Chicago, Monsoon Wedding, Slumdog Millionaire, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, A River Runs Through It, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Avalon (Michael really did start the fire), Menace II Society, Wet Hot American Summer, Snatch, Casablanca, In the Heat of the Night, The Silence of the Lambs, Roman Holiday, The Talented Mr. Ripley, This is Spinal Tap, The Godfather, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Godfather II, Full Metal Jacket,
TV: Arrested Development, Modern Family, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, The Wire
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
It's all about people. Family and friends who love me and whom I love. In the recent past, I have received and seen such incredible goodness from others. It only makes me want to live up to those examples. Sure, I'm fond of my iPad, my scooter, coffee, and other things, but I know that I can live without them, though I don't care to. Relationships are key.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This used to mention my inability to stick with a hairstyle. True, but perhaps something more profound? I think that the world exists for people to contribute to improving the lot of others. Am I helping enough?

Okc specific: this app says that I showed up in 1540 searches in the past 24 hours. Really? Only 2 women looked at my profile. #gottaphotoshopthosepics
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Due to some as-yet undiagnosed pathology, I mistakenly believe that I am far more attractive than I actually am. This explains why I may send you a message though you know you're way out of my league. Please, be kind. It's a medical issue. Humor me.
You should message me if
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if you are kind, funny and pretty and you think I am.