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27 M Melbourne, FL

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 6
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm some sort of hybrid nerd-hippie-mad scientist. I have too many interests. I like to try new things and see new places.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an engineer at Embraer in Melbourne, FL. I love my job; I'd probably be designing and building things even if they didn't pay me for it.

I'm writing my master's thesis in financial mathematics. Every time I encounter a new term in the finance industry, I say to myself, "What the hell? People allow people to do this with other people's money?" And by people I mean: the government, banks, and everyday people. Possibly in that order.

I'm always trying to learn a new musical instrument. Sometimes more than one at a time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm sarcastic and tend to add a witty commentary to everything around me.

Cooking. I think it's fun, but I don't do it often enough. I don't know how some people survive not knowing how to cook.

Tetris. I like simple repetitive logic games. I also like the "tetris effect" where you keep thinking about aligning blocks for a while after playing too much tetris. It also works with connect four, bejeweled, hexic, and a few others. Maybe I'm just slightly OCD and want to stack things and sort them by color?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm mildly entertaining for such a cynical bastard. Mmm, delicious sarcasms. Om nom nom nom.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like intellectual books. My favorite is Voltaire's Candide. Then the usual stuff, like George Orwell's 1984, or even better, Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. The Illuminatus! Trilogy is fantastic. Stuff that "makes you think". I'm also a fan of Pratchett. Tolkien is good, but the mental gymnastics required to sort out his more in depth works like the Simarillion take some of the fun out of reading. I like to joke around with Lovecraftian horrors.

My favorite movie is probably The Life Aquatic. I like dystopian, life-isn't-supposed-to-be-perfect-just-deal-with-it movies.
Mel Brooks films
Monty Python movies
The Hebrew Hammer
V for Vendetta
Wes Anderson films

This is only a fraction of what I like, but I'll let the music speak for itself:
The Beatles
Ben Folds
Bob Dylan
Cage the Elephant
Cansei de Ser Sexy
Chuck Berry
Coheed and Cambria
Daft Punk
Jefferson Airplane
Jimmy Eat World
Kaiser Chiefs
Katy Perry
The Killers
The Polyphonic Spree
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Seu Jorge (David Bowie acoustic cover in Portuguese)
The Sounds
The Thermals
The Ting Tings
Vampire Weekend
The White Stripes
Note that being listed here does not mean I like every song by said artist. I tend to like individual songs rather than obsess over any artists.

I like all types of food, though I tend to avoid greasy "American" food. I'm a big fan of the Chipotle Mexican Grill restaurants. Fajita burrito con red chili salsa y barbacoa equals serious business. I like spicy things. American style Mexican and Asian foods are good, but I like the real thing better. All ethnic foods are generally good, but it primarily depends on the specific item.

I've mostly abandoned TV except for Netflix and Hulu, recently only The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.
A random selection of shows I've watched at least a fair bit of:
Battlestar Galactica +++++
The Cleveland Show +++
The Colbert Report +++
The Daily Show +++
Doctor Who +++++
Factory Made
Family Guy ++
How It's Made +++
Mystery Science Theater 3000 aka MST3K
The Office
Star Trek (TNG is my favorite)
True Blood
Weeds ++

I used to play a fair bit of video games, but not much recently, not for a while. The best game system ever is still the Super Nintendo. Long, story driven quests and pixelated graphics are where it's at. Team Fortress 2 used to be quite good, before they introduced hats and started selling items in game. I went to DragonCon 2009 dressed as a Red team Engineer. Spent 2 days being mistaken for Bob the Builder and letting parents take pictures of me with their kids.
Some of my all time favs:
Earthbound aka Mother II
League of Legengs aka LOL
Left 4 Dead aka L4D
Left 4 Dead 2 aka L4D2
Secret of Mana
Starcraft 2
Super Mario World
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Calcium, Phosphorus. In that order. The rest are just trace elements anyway, right? (I wish. Life's too complicated.)

For those of you who think that was a cop-out and not an insightful window into my mind, I don't absolutely depend on many things. I'm pretty malleable. Though I do appreciate being able to bathe regularly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The fact that there is no way I can condense everything about myself into something short enough to fit the average person's attention span and at the same time show that I have more than a two dimensional personality. Here's hoping you have a longer attention span.

Sometimes I wish I had been born a helicopter. Wafflewafflewafflewafflewaffle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably several of these:
Reading (recently Game of Thrones)
TV Shows (recently Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Warehouse 13, and Archer)
Going to the gym

I don't 'go out' very often, but you might on rare occasions see me around downtown Melbourne on a Friday or Saturday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not afraid to stall an airplane, disassemble high voltage electronics, and I'm not even afraid of the unknown, but girls I think are cute make me nervous.
You should message me if
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You need someone who can name a color, flavor, or other quality that seems familiar but you can't quite put your finger on it.

You are an independent, liberated woman who isn't afraid to make the first move. Because we're both busy people, and I'd hate either of us to miss something wonderful because we were looking the other way.