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27 Tolland, CT Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:58pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English, Russian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I wear a green hat. I'm an eagle scout. Things happen around me, and I write them down. For better or worse, my life is an open book. A friend of mine insists that I'm the reincarnation of Paul Kemp.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an editor and a writer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying up really late with a pot of coffee and a bottle of scotch and writing and writing and writing.

I work with words for a living, and I know how to use them. I am pretty damned good at saying exactly what I mean -- usually to the detriment of others.

Also, I know a lot about stars. And politics. And current events. And world history. And drinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably that I'm a bit of a know-it-all. And I think that's what turns a lot of people off. But, when I'm rambling on about a book that I read the other day, it's not because I'm showing off, it's because I want you to know what I know. Ever since I was a little kid, I've been running my mouth off, telling people about every little fact that I picked up. I'm a journalist at heart, an educator of some sort.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, On the Road, American Gods, MASH, War and Peace, Dune, Sirens of Titan... actually anything by KV... ASOIAF, The Company

It's a Wonderful Life, Garden State, Casablanca, The Graduate, A Mighty Wind, The Life Aquatic (and everything else Wes Anderson -- Moonrise Kingdom was filmed at my old boy scout camp, and I nearly died. Seriously, I was pointing out rocks to people in the movie theatre like an asshole), Me and You and Everyone We Know, Brick

TV Shows:
How I Met Your Mother, Community, White Collar, Doctor Who, Psych, Burn Notice, Jericho... Secret Life of the American Teenager... The Daily Show, Skins (UK), Community, 30 Rock, Castle, The Newsroom, Game of Thrones, Legit

Modest Mouse, The Decemberists, Explosions in the Sky, Neutral Milk Hotel, Vampire Weekend, We are Scientists, The Shout Out Louds, Sigur Ros, The Beta Band, Pedro the Lion

Fish. Buffalo Chicken. Brussels Sprouts. Sushi. Veggie Burgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Pen
2. Notebook
3. Coffee
4. Scotch
5. A good book
6. A green hat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
People. I happen to really love people quite a bit, the way they move, the thoughts that float around in their heads. That's really what I stick around for, what I climb out of bed for in the morning. It's them, the silly little things roaming around the streets, that I think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, writing comics, having a blast.

On Sundays, I cook dinner for a bunch of my friends. I like Sunday better than Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I tie my shoes better than most people.
You should message me if
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You have something to say. We go days and days on this bit of rock prattling on about nonsense. But if you get the chance, the slightest opportunity, to speak up and say something important -- by all means, say it. Say it as loud as you can.

Or if you like Mr. Shoe's.