zelis_kain
27 Silver Point, TN
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My self-summary
I'm a simple guy with complicated overtones. I've been told that I'm not human, but instead a rare breed of semi-hairless sasquatch. I'm a bit more on the animalistic side, though I'm not a furry. I might growl a bit at times, but underneath the gruffness, I'm a big teddy bear. I like the simple things in life: Wine, women, and song....or I should say wine, woman, and song. I'm tired of dealing with the bitches and the hoes, and now I'm looking for a woman that I can come home too. I'm just a simple adventurer looking for his princess in an insane world.

Sidenote: All the pictures I have on this site are at least 3 or more years old now. I don't enjoy having my picture taken, nor do I take pictures of myself. If you want to see what I look like, I like coffee or beer.
What I’m doing with my life
I cook and rock out while doing so. Also trying to figure out how to make a self-sustaining, nutritionally diverse aquaponic system that I could keep in a zombie shelter.
I’m really good at
Moving things, opening locked doors, breaking large things into smaller things.
I'm also a decent MacGyver. I'm good at making things. I tend to have a problem solver mentality when I'm on my game.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, I can be loud, and I either talk at length, or I tend to to keep to myself. Also, I seem to come across as slightly strange to most people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I typically read fantasy novels, though philosophy and others do make their way into my book list. I read to relax, so I go through books rather quickly.

As for movies, I run the gamut between The Boondock Saints to Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I’ve never seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, and I doubt I will. Other than that, if you have ideas for a good movie to watch, let me know.

I listen mainly to rock and metal, but I do branch out. I’m less of a genre person, and I tend to judge a song on its own merit. I dislike most rap and most anything with the word “emo” in it. Other than that, I’m willing to give most anything a try.

I am a carnivore at heart, and my diet usually consists of some form of meat. Preparation depends on the day. Italian, Chinese, and seafood interest me. I also have the strange urge to give haggis a try.
The six things I could never do without
1. Books
2. People
3. Intelligent conversation
4. The ability to be intelligent and still laugh at stupid things
5. I hate to say it, but my laptop.
6. Food is good too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, how I got here, what I'm going to do in the next 5 seconds, and odd things like how they get the filling into pop tarts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I work 6 days a week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Boredom is my version of hell. No burning lakes, not raining brimstone. Just sitting, staring at a wall, watching paint dry. That's hell.
You should message me if
If you think you would catch my interest, or you think I might catch yours.
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