I'm a simple guy with complicated overtones. I've been told that
I'm not human, but instead a rare breed of semi-hairless sasquatch.
I'm a bit more on the animalistic side, though I'm not a furry. I
might growl a bit at times, but underneath the gruffness, I'm a big
teddy bear. I like the simple things in life: Wine, women, and
song....or I should say wine, woman, and song. I'm tired of dealing
with the bitches and the hoes, and now I'm looking for a woman that
I can come home too. I'm just a simple adventurer looking for his
princess in an insane world.
Sidenote: All the pictures I have on this site are at least 3 or
more years old now. I don't enjoy having my picture taken, nor do I
take pictures of myself. If you want to see what I look like, I
like coffee or beer.
What I’m doing with my life
I cook and rock out while doing so. Also trying to figure out how to make a self-sustaining, nutritionally diverse aquaponic system that I could keep in a zombie shelter.
I’m really good at
Moving things, opening locked doors, breaking large things into
I'm also a decent MacGyver. I'm good at making things. I tend to
have a problem solver mentality when I'm on my game.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, I can be loud, and I either talk at length, or I tend to
to keep to myself. Also, I seem to come across as slightly strange
to most people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I typically read fantasy novels, though philosophy and others do
make their way into my book list. I read to relax, so I go through
books rather quickly.
As for movies, I run the gamut between The Boondock Saints to
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I’ve never seen Rocky Horror
Picture Show, and I doubt I will. Other than that, if you have
ideas for a good movie to watch, let me know.
I listen mainly to rock and metal, but I do branch out. I’m less of
a genre person, and I tend to judge a song on its own merit. I
dislike most rap and most anything with the word “emo” in it. Other
than that, I’m willing to give most anything a try.
I am a carnivore at heart, and my diet usually consists of some
form of meat. Preparation depends on the day. Italian, Chinese, and
seafood interest me. I also have the strange urge to give haggis a
The six things I could never do without
3. Intelligent conversation
4. The ability to be intelligent and still laugh at stupid
5. I hate to say it, but my laptop.
6. Food is good too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, how I got here, what I'm going to do in the next 5
seconds, and odd things like how they get the filling into pop
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I work 6 days a week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Boredom is my version of hell. No burning lakes, not raining
brimstone. Just sitting, staring at a wall, watching paint dry.
You should message me if
If you think you would catch my interest, or you think I might