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zemblan_king

37 M Tucson, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:14am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
My top three influences are Glenn Greenwald, Gabrielle Giffords, and Blackbeard the Pirate.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a mercenary at law. That's a funny way of saying I'm a private criminal defense attorney. I own and run my own firm.
I’m really good at
Listening, making curry, making out, karaoke, eavesdropping in restaurants.

A good date may involve all of the above.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I pretend that I read more than I do. Some favorite books: The Tin Drum, Johnathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Dune, Cryptonomicon, Neuromancer, The Sportswriter, Independence Day, Wonder Boys, Pale Fire, and Freedom. I rarely read books more than once.

I like movies and TV shows about crime and the mob: Godfather Goodfellas, Serpico, Breaking Bad, Justified, and Hannibal. The Wire, too (audible eye roll). I like Westerns, too: The Ballad of Cable Hogue, Once Upon a Time in the West. and Inglourious Basterds (yes, it's a Western). Starship Troopers is only slightly less brilliant than Robocop. Time Bandits and Gates of Heaven make me ecstatic every time I watch them. I love movies about food: Big Night, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, and Ratatouille. Five Easy Pieces is my favorite movie ever.

Music-wise, I love bleeps and bloops, exquisitely-crafted pop, whiplash-inducing hooks, and big beats. I like silky chaunteuses like Ambrosia Parsley and Edith Piaf, bubbly pop vocalists like Gwen Stefani and Kylie Minogue, and electropop divas like Tracy Thorn, Goldfrapp, Martina Topley-Bird, and Ladytron. If you like Prince, chances are we'll have something to talk about. Recently I've been digging Iggy Azalea and Ke$ha.

As for food, I like soups, stews and sauces. Richness and decadence. Fish of all kinds. Anything with jalapenos. Mustard. Vermont Curry. Anything I haven't tried before.
The six things I could never do without
Family, a pen, inspiration, music, spice, carrots.

Ask me about why I never leave the house without a pen. It's a good story.
On a typical Friday night I am
Karaoke-ing, carousing, playing video games, sleeping, or possibly working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm silently snickering at you for failing to list something private about your self in this space.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are taller than me. Don't be self-conscious about it. Tall women are hot.

You draw both inspiration and frustration from our flawed world.

You like reading the Modern Love column in the Sunday New York Times.

You love Tucson. At a minimum, you aren't complaining every other second about how much you hate it, how much more you like Seattle or San Francisco or New York or Portland or Austin, and how you just can't wait to move out of here.

I work constantly. So if I don't message you back within a day or two, hang in there.