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  • Ages 22–46
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My details

Last online
Aug 17
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I'm currently thru hiking the Apalachian trail, just got into NH...
I joined the army after losing a bet before 911... Whoops! Engaged twice, married once, and subsequently divorced... Too much time in Iraq, and Jody got my girl. Got a BA in business, worked in the corporate world for a moment, decided it was almost as soul crushing and indignant as the military, so I bailed... I now day trade currency, forex... It's an absurd way to make a living. I would like to produce something of value so I've decided to buy a small farm and create a permaculture farm suplimented with Aquaponics. I wound like to be 100% off grid by 2020. Solar, and biodiesel for power, I need my internet... And it would be nice to have my Xbox too. I lived in Cleveland for the last few years, Akron before that and a dozen other places including Tikrit, Iraq... Lol I like to paint but nobody wants to buy my art, honestly it isn't that good. People say I'd make a good house wife, as long as we could hire a maid. I'm a great cook and generally useful dude. I grew up on a farm, and recently moved back to the farm to consolidate and redeploy. I won't be here long, I've decided to thru hike the Appalachian trail, and I'll be leaving in June. I'm going south bound, from Katahdin Maine to Georgia. I'm a clown a goofball I don't take life seriously, And I'm very eccentric. If you'd like to live a 100% self sufficient, sustainable life and retire before you turn 40, I'm your guy. I really want to build something wonderful before I die, but I still appreciate those who salivate for adventure. I'm lazy, but I'm smart, so things tend to work out for me. I can't be 100% committed right now because of my goals, and I try to avoid random hookups but if you want to get to know me, I promise I'm low key and not clingy, so don't be afraid to hit me up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Saving money
Appalachian trail
Buying a house
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I was a massage therapist for awhile... So I give really good massages.

I was a cook at a seafood restaurant, so I'm pretty good at fish too

I also have a green thumb, and can play the guitar and piano.

And I make money on small changes in currency exchange rates... So there's that too.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They typically don't... Hence, the online dating profile, duh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The story of philosophy
A peoples history of the United States
Fear and loathing at the rolling stone
Food of the gods
48 laws of power

Fight club
Caddy shack
The search for the holy grail
American beauty
Waking life

Gogol bordello
System of a down
Rage against the machine
Nine inch nails
Death cab for cutie
Tom waits
Josh Ritter
Fiona Apple
Regina spektar
Flux pavilion
Beats antique
Bass nectre
Marcy playground
A perfect circle
The pixies
The bad plus
The devil makes three
Mumford and sons
Elliot smith
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have everything I need except a relationship. I guess I don't "need" one, but it'd be nice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The nature of existence


What key I'm in

Packing my back pack


Things to glue together




(o)(o) boobs

Chord progressions
Am E7th Am Cmaj aug C maj Am.... 1st 5th 1st 3rd 1st then a bridge to the chorus.

Sometimes I think about people I knew in the past.

Sometimes I think about sex

Sometimes I think about how interesting it is to be alive during this time in human existence.

What I'm going to eat.

Water coloring

How to launch and where to launch a hang glider in Cleveland.

Why certain people suck.

My budget.

Poker hands

Spring and summer music festivals.

My friends problems.

Family problems.

Environmental catastrophe

Sometimes I wonder if there is ANYONE for me.

When will Chesapeake pay my mom millions of dollars to pump oil out of her land?

Will she subsequently give me the money I need to start a scuba diving business in the Caribbean?





Wasted time

Wasted money


What would George carlin say about this world we live in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have a eleven year old son, and I see him every Saturday, so I'm usually in bed by 11pm. But it's cool.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm really a billionaire cowboy astronaut, but I don't want to attract attention to my true identity as I would get too much attention for being known around the world as the greatest lover who ever lived.
You should message me if
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You won't but please do