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zenoevil

45 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 30
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like long walks on the beach, watching the sunset, staring at the stars, and poking dead things with a stick. I have an odd sense of humor. All the above are true.

READ FIRST
I'm honest, open, a gentleman(say some), fairly well off, and a bit of a bad boy once in a while. If you're wanting to find "the right one" or looking for a husband, I'm not it. That ship already sailed. I'm not looking for a lifelong partner.

Why am I on a dating website?
I am looking for interesting and like-minded friends. I am looking for people to date for a while, have fun, and enjoy the variety this short life has to offer. When I say "a while" I mean a few months, a few years, until such time as you grow weary of me and blast me into space.

I am not exclusive. It is possible to love more than one person at a time (see polyamory).

What I am not looking for is a one-night stand or a texting partner. I'd rather meet in person. There has to be a connection.

I don't expect much from this website and it has lived up to my expectations.

Why I'm visiting your profile
I've found the match percentages mean very little. The friend percentages seem a little better. I've clicked with people who have had a less than 50% match in both categories and had high enemy matches.

I do read your profile *first*. People are interesting. Please put in more than vague paragraphs. If there's no substance you are little more than a cardboard cut-out.

After reading your profile I do look at the pictures. Many of you are truly beautiful whether you might think so about yourself or not.

Then I check out personality and questions. The questions are way more fun to answer when you can compare, positive or negative, with another person's answer. I add comments to the questions and also like to read your comments to the questions. So many of these questions are vague or just plain irrelevant and comments on them provide so much more information about a person than just the contents of their profile.

If I show up a lot in your visitors, regardless of our match/friend/enemy percentages, it's because you have answered questions that I haven't so I'm adding my answers. It is *not* because I'm stalking you.

If you've made it this far then
About Me
If it's your thing, on Myers-Briggs I am ENFP/ESFP. I fall at or on 50% between intuitive and sensing.

I am well-traveled. I have lived in a place where the sun set for 4 months. I have walked through every timezone on the planet just by walking in a large circle. (Think about it. There are only two places on the planet you can do this.) I have stood on top of glaciers and walked miles through burning sands. I have hiked barefoot through the snow in a mountain pass. I have swam through an underground stream where the ceiling glowed. I have stood on a beach in winter with my bare feet in the sand warmed by a natural hot spring. I have not killed a grizzly with my bare hands nor would I want to try.

Time takes it's toll. I have the stories of a young adventurer but now I prefer to stay close to home. I do enjoy taking a long drive through the countryside in my Jeep with the top off, the wind rushing, and loud music to keep me company.

I'm nerdy, geeky, whatever you want to call it.

I have 4 cats named after moons and constellations. I'm not turning into the male equivalent of a crazy cat lady. I prefer to have only 2 pets at a time but sometimes unexpected acquisitions occur.

I am a sensualist. I am a very tactile-oriented person. Massage, caresses, hot/cold, anything that can generate interesting or pleasant sensations.

I am kinky. I am gentle. I am dominant. Take that as you will.

Updated: 2014-02-20
What I’m doing with my life
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I work from home for a bleeding-edge technology company. This doesn't mean I sit around in my robe on the couch watching TV and eating bonbons. I usually sit naked on my chaise lounge with my laptop beside me and a cold iced tea on the side table. I work hard, long hours. I've been accused of being married to my job.

Presently I'm trying to figure out how to work less and play more. I would prefer to skip the work and just get a paycheck. But I wasn't born into the right family, I don't have the right connections nor do I have enough blackmail material against a major evil corporation to pull it off.

I'm working on getting several tattoos finished. I have 3 tattoos. The large one on my back just needs the color added. I'm working on the designs for 4 more.

I am not a religious person but I have built a life philosophy that I live by. I am constantly tuning it. I have pulled parts from the Roman Stoics, Taoists, Modern Pagans, Modern Physics, and even Dr. Who and Firely. One can find gems of wisdom everywhere if one looks for them. I would have to write a book to describe my life philosophy and by the time I had finished it would be obsolete. My life philosophy is dynamic. Here are a few core rules I live by:

- Do as you will as long as you attempt no harm. Due to the butterfly effect and chaos theory every action has the potential to harm despite the intent.
- Contemplate the worst but do not dwell on it. Dwelling will only bring you down. Expecting the eventuality allows you to fully appreciate the best and be better prepared to handle the worst.
- Enjoy what life has to offer. Seek tranquility. Find the balance.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
using my hands.

Well, that way also. But I build and create.

I own a sewing machine, soldering iron, pewter smelter, have power tools to complete a full wood shop, and nearly a full set of mechanics tools. I have access to a metal lathe. Too many projects, too little time and resources.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My kilt. I have a large selection and am rarely seen outside of my home without a kilt. Most are some variation of utility kilt but I have a small selection of tartans. And because so many people ask: Yes, I wear them regimental.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This is a very hard section to fill out as my tastes are very eclectic when it comes to entertainment. If it has science fiction or fantasy in it and is written well then chances are I have seen it or read it or would like to do so. I find old horror movies entertaining, especially when they are along the lines of the original Evil Dead and Army of Darkness. For more modern I like Cabin in the Woods. I occasionally like romantic comedies like 10 Things I Hate About You. My favorite novels are the Honor Harrington series. While I despise Twilight, I did love The Host.

I like most anime. Ghost in the Shell, Elfen Leid, and Twelve Kingdoms just to new a few of my favorites.

My musical tastes cover decades of music but exclude most country, rap and hip-hop. It includes a lot of classic rock, heavy metal, pop music, grunge, techno, etc.

Unfortunately I am very picky about food. After visiting a restaurant a couple times I've identified my favorite dish and tend to always order that dish when I return.

I enjoy dessert wines.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have been to the abyss and back. Seriously.

While I have accumulated a sum of material possessions and there may be many things I want, there is little I could never do without, excluding Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I have an analytic mind but I am easily distra.... ooooh, a Shiny Squirrel!

A friend told me I have a cat brain. Easily distracted, but when I lock on an idea I play with it for hours until it's no longer moving. Then I come back and start tossing it about in the air and chasing it again.

I process multiple thoughts at once. If you ask me what I'm thinking about at any given time you will get a dozen answers.

I am visually oriented. Draw me a picture instead writing me an essay.

I spend hours putting three-dimensional designs together in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
possibly doing anything but not as much as I want. My latest job takes it's toll on my free time.

I am agoraphobic in large crowds of strangers but I do well in moderate to small groups of friends. I'm a part-time burner and a full-time Rennie when Sherwood Forest Faire is on (February and March near McDade) when I am out there every weekend. They are my Fairmily. I play pool, join friends for a night of card games, board games, role-playing, just watch a movie on a big screen TV, or hang out in the hot tub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is probably something the NSA already knows about.
You should message me if
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If you find me interesting and would like to risk learning more by meeting me. Yes, I practically wrote a book above about who i am. But those are words. There is much more life behind them.

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