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Last online
Aug 26
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of two-year college
Rather not say
Has a kid
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a quirky, kind person with a passion for my life-work which is rescuing rabbits...I know sounds nuts. I work in conjunction with other rescues and agencies and am actually developing my own program. That being said-I have lots of rabbits-so, those who are not interested in pets, I am likely not the friend for you. I also used to work with special needs kiddos-I retired from the schools about a year are super funny. I am also a tv nut, I love all things zombie, all things adult swim and many other stupid programs that are likely to lower my IQ points...I mourn Arrested Development and Little Britain and love Bob's Burgers for the one liners-my favorite is "Dollar, whiskey, dollar scotch, dollar bourbon, dollar crotch!" oh yeah and "my heart just pooped it's pants" and this gem "Channel 6 news, they'll finger anything with a pulse!" Thank you Bob's Burgers! Update 2/14-New favorite show At Midnight, love it!

I should mention, I am very, very loyal to my family and care deeply for my adult son-no matter how old your child gets, they will always be your child and I would crawl over burning glass to save him-should it come down to an apocalyptic type situation that would require such a thing. Not to say he isn't a giant pain in my ass a great deal of the time...cause he is-but there is nothing he could do that would make me not love him...if you are a parent and do not feel this way-we cannot be friends. I just thought I should put that out there so ya'll are is important.

Update 8/14/2013-I am going to mention this right up front to save time: I don't bike, hike, run(unless being chased by something awful and only faster than the slowest person), camp, climb (except a step stool to get that pesky cobweb), travel (unless you count my pilgrimages to Las Vegas) and hmmm what else does everyone else seem to list on their profile um, just pretty much expect I don't do it...I am a terrible person-do not under any circumstance contact me. Dear lord-don't do it! Thank you.

I do, visit, coupon, craft, think, play, thrift, brainstorm, help, rescue, coordinate events and watch funny shows while nursing hospice critters (24/7 lifestyle). I get a couple of days off a year and run to Las Vegas to escape and have my fantasy quick/cheap holiday. Oh yeah and I Loooove the holidays-my house will soon look as though santaland threw-up all over the place Oh Joy!!! I do also join the masses at Black Friday, which has now started on Thursday night and is not as fun-just sayin-I like to keep them as two separate days/events.

Currently, I am seeking friendship-but, oddly enough I still believe in that fairy-tale ending for myself-I just don't know if it will be Pixar, Disney or Grimm-Please-don't be Disney-anything but Disney, although, the gowns are super nice....I love the Monroe/Rosalie fairy-tale relationship and the Maggie/Glenn duo...Hmmmmm Sorry, I, friendship then...first anyway-of course.

Update 2/12/14 I have come to the realization there are certain needs a woman has that she simply cannot do for herself-I have made peace with the fact that I will need to allow myself to let another person assist me with these all important tasks...I am referring of course to programming all the digital clocks in my home twice a year, opening jars and closing the damn ladder(it has been open for a year!). There are more, but baby steps.

I believe there are still people out there that know what satire is...a girl can dream.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love doing volunteer work-of all kinds, I work Brides Against Breast Cancer events and other charity bridal events (yes it is so I can play with the gowns)...I also do craft fairs and part of the prceeds benefits one of my rabbit groups (yes there are more than one of us) the past I worked with a domestic violence shelter on the crisis line and Planned Parenthood in the education department (boy once you are on their call list-you are on thier call list for life ;O)

In doing much of my volunteer work over the years I have realized, I feel everyone on this planet should have access to basic needs-with that in mind I do not necessarily consider myself an American-rather, I feel I am an Earthling and am part of the human race and we should not limit aid to one continent or another-we all live on the same planet. I highly endorse the Life Straw. -just fyi.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running with Scissors
Plays well with others(sometimes)
Calming jittery squirrels
I have really bendy thumbs
Tripping on a flat surface for no apparent reason
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always wear a flower in my hair-I need all the help I can get so I add "flair" That and I smile. Maybe it is the big ole chunk of broccoli that they notice first-nobody tells me anything!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have read LOTR and the Hobbit-save for the names of places and people loved it-loved the trilogy-in a battle between LOTR and Star Wars trilogy on at the same time-I find I go with LOTR...just saying. I love Shaun of the Dead-anything with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, I was a huge fan of Little Britain when that was on, Doctor Who, Walking Dead, Bob's Burgers, Archer, King of the Hill, Hoarders...I watch an appalling amount of TV. Oh the movie Fido was really good too! and Pans Labyrinth but for different reasons.

I do enjoy reading young adult literature as well as satire and horror short stories...all sorts of stuff...I used to like to go to meet the authors at readings when my son was was a fun hobby.

I love Thai food, Chinese, Japanese, I am a semi vegetarian, too lazy to go all the way, but I feel guilty about it so sort of evens out...I eat chicken and fish-the only things I can prepare and pastas and salads of course.

Music, I used to be a punk, I love ska, swing all sorts of fun stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is just a general list-not for zombie-survival.

My mop is my favorite thing I love my mop-it is a self wringing model and I keep it ready to use in the utility sink because I have a very bad dog. I mop daily.

My cat Olive, she is my best friend.

lip gloss/chap stick-I am addicted.


Wipes-facial and cleaning-love em!

Oh son, he is an adult-kinda, working on it-but is a great person and I wouldn't want to ever be without him in my life.

I am a "blanket girl" I love my blanket and become emotionally attached to it. I won't let it go until it is so threadbare and there is no stuffing left. I have attachment issues ;O)

This list subject to change at my whim
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cheeses of the world.

and, I sure wish I could find a volunteer with carpentry skills and also a treasurer. Not particularly relevant-just on my mind quite a lot of late.

That and I am always truly disappointed when I don't win the lottery or Publishers Clearing House. Why don't I know anyone who has won these things? When will it be my turn?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, sometimes, actually more often than I would like to admit, I am playing the home version of the ever popular games "find the smell" or "who peed here!?!" of course there are no winners in either game. But, if I finish in time I can relax and watch "my stories" aka Grimm or whatever-just chill out and stop cleaning after these beasties and enjoy some zone out time-I would love to go to a happy hour-love me some small fried foods with cocktails-YUM!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Okay, this is funny...I was browsing the Craigslist personals and I was just looking at the ages-not the titles...I am clicking into the posts and they are pretty racey...each one. I think to myself, hmmm, dating sure has changed, not sure I'm 100% on this, definately not on the first date and certainly not in Fred Meyer parking lot...anyway every single ad is really pretty forward...turns out, I am in "Casual Encounters" well...that explains quite a bit-I am sitting at the computer cracking up. I think I should wear my reading glasses more...or maybe less-not sure which is better...

Hmmm, not terribly private, but, I should mention I am anti-environmentalist. You would not know it by looking at me, but I will gleefully toss a yogurt container into the trash-for spite. No, I don't hate the earth, quite the opposite...however, I am so sick of people telling me what I can throw where I want to give them the biggest middle finger. When I was young, my mom used cloth diapers, got milk in glass bottles and brought them back for refills-same with our one talked about recycling-now they shove the "recycling propaganda" down our throats and have taken my weekly garbage service (which I still pay for I might add) away and given me more recycling-I don't want or need that-I need my garbage hauled away-that is what I paid, I don't like environmentalists-the same way that people who believe in god don't like born again Christians . Our world will end -and that is okay, it will evolve with or without us...Happy Earth Day.
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