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zeppoloveskafka

34 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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What I’m doing with my life
I teach in a primary school. It has helped me become a more patient person. I feel best when my body is in movement, so I do tend to be fairly active. Currently training for my 4th marathon in November.
I’m really good at
Entertaining wee little ones. My target demographic is 5 months to 6 years. Not to brag, but my sense of humor is really too sophisticated for anybody under 5 months.

I'm also good at breathing. My breathing will blow you away!*

* if you are a feather
The first things people usually notice about me
When running...probably that I'm relatively underdressed. 30s is shorts weather.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A. I rarely care what the genre is...the important thing is the quality of the writing.
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B. Independent (ritz), foreign- I feel most popular movies are insultingly bad, but there are exceptions.
C. Survivor, The Crazy Ones, PBS stuff
D. Folk, Richard Shindell, Vienna Teng, Ben Folds, October Project, Foster the People, Dar Williams, The Weepies, The Shins. I'm on board for other stuff... loud stuff isn't my favorite though.

E. I've been a vegetarian for over 22 years.
The six things I could never do without
Appendix, my wisdom teeth, the Beastie Boys... wait hold on, I think I misread the question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Psychology, politics, interpersonal relationships, and manufactured spending (google it).
On a typical Friday night I am
I often play tennis on Friday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty sure the purpose of this question is an intellectual test.

Anybody that puts something like "I'd never admit anything private on the Internet" has FAILED to read correctly... it's the most private thing you are WILLING to admit, and unless the rest of your portfolio is blank, you've already admitting some other stuff.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–43
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Messages are great. Seriously, I never get messages except from this one creepy guy or people complaining one of my tests I created is broken. You should definitely message me. If you don't want to message me, you should at least message me to tell me why you didn't want to message me.