OkCupid | zeppoloveskafka / 33 / M / Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My self-summary

(All test answers are in my journal)...

I'm a liberal atheist teacher vegetarian near vegan I have a Jewish background. I think people that hang toilet paper under have some serious issues. I will debate this with you if you wish, but you'll lose.

What I’m doing with my life

This and that. More that than this.
Update: Currently more this than that.

I’m really good at

Outside of dorky things like being able to solve a Rubik's cube, my most practical talent is an ability to entertain kids. My target demographic is 5 months to 6 years. Not to brag, but my sense of humor is really too sophisticated for anybody under 5 months.

The first things people usually notice about me

I think I come off differently depending on the situation. I'm often very quiet with extreme exceptions.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

A. Calvin and Hobbes, Vonnegut, Oates, George Bernard Shaw. I gravitate toward nonfiction. I like short stories too. +Nontrashy magazines. Bad online articles too.

B. Independent (ritz), foreign, MST3000- I'm not a big movie person. I feel most popular movies are insultingly bad. Recently saw Woody Allen's Midnight in Paris and do recommend that.

C. mostly folk (Dar Williams Richard Shindell Vienna Teng), Ben Folds, Counting Crows, some modern pop stuff or trashy radio. Lately into Mary Fahl and Foster the People a bit. I kind of like 80s music.

D. No nuts please. No meat either.

The six things I could never do without

I don't have a lot of gadgets. No Ipod, blackberry, tivo. I don't even text. Not to be contankerous, but I feel our obsession with little handheld devices has done little to improve our society. Perhaps I'm frozen in 1995.
I could do without a lot of stuff. The absence of a receptive audience for my bad jokes would be tough though. Currently I'm slightly addicted to the smell of "Fruit of the Earth" aloe vera.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Here are the tests I've created on this site. I wasted a lot of time on here creating them, so it seems reasonable to ask you to waste a lot less time taking some of them.

The Would Zeppo (my cat) Sleep with you test? 2005

The Your Seinfeld Identity Test 2005

The Following Directions IQ Test 2005

.The Survivor (T.V. show) Competition (not trivia) 2005

The If We Were Both Lesbians Test 2005

The 10 Tricky Anagram Puzzles Test 2005

The Who's Dying First Test 2005

The Wecome To Your Funeral Test 2005

The State Locator Challenge 2005

The Yankees or Red Sox fan test 2005

Let's Play Rocks Paper Scissors 2005 (

The Your Sesame Street Persona test 2005

The Morphed Faces with a reward test. 2005