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zeppoloveskafka

30 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Skinny
Looking For
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Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
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Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education / Academia
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am sincere, ethical, and vegetarian.

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My Self-Summary

Mail about my Following Complex Directions will be ignored! Sorry to start in such an abrupt way, but I've already gotten probably a hundred messages about that test over the years. The answer key is in my journal. I'm sorry if you disagree with an answer, if the link came out wrong, etc. Just trying to save you some time since I'm unlikely to answer.

I'm a liberal atheist/Jewish teacher. The atheism is my "religion," the Jewish part is my culture. I am a vegetarian and I'm still hoping eventually I'll be able to go fully vegan. I mesh best with intelligent and moral people. I'm also a nondrinker and nonsmoker for health and philosophical reasons.

Hey, sorry to all the ladies out there that want me (ha) but I'm taken. Sorry most of all to the one that decided to take me.

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What I’m doing with my life

I'm trying to bond more with my male cat. I realize he lacks a good male role model. I try and find activities we can do together. For instance he likes jumping off tables so I've been jumping off chairs at the same time. I'm actually having trouble with other macho male activities to do with him, so if you have any ideas let me know.

I’m really good at

playing "zombie" occasionally with my 1st graders on the playground. I have a lot of trouble ending the game though.

The first things people usually notice about me

My third eyeball?? This is a stupid question.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

A. A Bridge to Terabithia, Hot Fox Soup, Calvin and Hobbes, oh adult book authors too like Vonnegut, Oates, George Bernard Shaw

B. Independent/foreign

C. folk Dar Williams Richard Shindell If you aren't listening to Vienna Teng right now, what's wrong with you?!?

D. Mock General Tso's chicken, pineapples

The six things I could never do without

There is something nice about that first warm day in winter or spring where you get to go outside in shorts and go for a walk in the park. There is something refreshing about that first autumn day when you can feel a chill in the air. The time in between is just filler.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Well according to Okcupid, it's...

"If a trusted partner asked you to submit to them sexually, would you? Assume that this would involve letting them collar you, command you, and have control over you during sex."

That's my top question I'm caring about according to their list. Actually it's true...that tends to be on my mind every night as I drift off to sleep.

UPDATE- It's changed. Now the top thing on my mind is apparently whether or not I'll date a transexual.

On a typical Friday night I am

Fighting crime, committing crime, or watching crime on T.V.,... partially depending on whether my Superman cape is in the wash or not.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I just kissed one of my cats on the "lips" so that I would have something to put here. The most private thing my cat is willing to admit is that he liked it.

You should message me if

Please understand I check my mail on here fairly sporadically. If you wish to contact me your odds are better at db l118 @ ya hoo. com I check my mail there more often. Y'all be considerate and not send me spam please.

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