Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

I'm a liberal atheist/Jewish teacher. The atheism is my "religion," the Jewish part is my culture. I am a vegetarian and I'm still hoping eventually I'll be able to go fully vegan. I mesh best with intelligent and moral people. I'm also a nondrinker and nonsmoker for health and philosophical reasons.

Hey, sorry to all the ladies out there that want me (ha) but I'm taken. Sorry most of all to the one that decided to take me.

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• mstwicks

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I'm trying to bond more with my male cat. I realize he lacks a good male role model. I try and find activities we can do together. For instance he likes jumping off tables so I've been jumping off chairs at the same time. I'm actually having trouble with other macho male activities to do with him, so if you have any ideas let me know.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

playing "zombie" occasionally with my 1st graders on the playground. I have a lot of trouble ending the game though.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

My third eyeball?? This is a stupid question.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

A. A Bridge to Terabithia, Hot Fox Soup, Calvin and Hobbes, oh adult book authors too like Vonnegut, Oates, George Bernard Shaw

B. Independent/foreign

C. folk Dar Williams Richard Shindell

D. Mock General Tso's chicken, pineapples

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Well one thing I can do without is woos. So if you are interested in talking to me, I'm going to force you to send me a real message. This is not to discourage messages, but to encourage meaningful ones.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Well according to Okcupid, it's...

"If a trusted partner asked you to submit to them sexually, would you? Assume that this would involve letting them collar you, command you, and have control over you during sex."

That's my top question I'm caring about according to their list. Actually it's true...that tends to be on my mind every night as I drift off to sleep.

UPDATE- It's changed. Now the top thing on my mind is apparently whether or not I'll date a transexual.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Fighting crime, committing crime, or watching crime on T.V.,... partially depending on whether my Superman cape is in the wash or not.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I just kissed one of my cats on the "lips" so that I would have something to put here. The most private thing my cat is willing to admit is that he liked it.

You should message me if Propose an edit

*you want to vent about a bug in my test even though it's out of my control to fix it.
*You want to mentor me or be mentored by me in the game of bridge.
*You live near Mt. Airy and are decent but not great at tennis.
*" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "like to play board games.
*You know of a sale on Morningstar Farms products.
*You want to date Zeppo (and you got a good score on the relevant test).

Note that all 6 of the above conditions must apply before you message me (wow, this comment has actually reduced my messages. It's a joke people.)

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