zeppoloveskafka

30 / M / straight / Seeing someone

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Tests he’s written

The your SEINFELD identity Test
Welcome to the Which Seinfeld Character Are You Test? The original test was fun to take, but the category page was weak. I have changed my variables...
Taken 35260 times. Taken 13 times in the last 24 hours.
Ranked #222. Ranked #256 in the last 24 hours.
The Real Choose Your own Adventure Test
Greetings. The title of this test is not meant to be pompous, but there are a couple other Choose Your Own Adventure Tests that aren't actually real....
Taken 38983 times. Taken 38 times in the last 24 hours.
Ranked #205. Ranked #97 in the last 24 hours.
The Would My Cat Sleep With You? Test
We both know most people are jerks. Why not open up your options and consider dating a cat? You never know where you will find true love.
Taken 2091 times. Taken 2 times in the last 24 hours.
Ranked #4160. Ranked #1665 in the last 24 hours.
The 9-Variable Humor Intelligence Test
From the same mind that brought you The Sesame Street Persona Test and the Proper Urinal Etiquette test I now present my humor test. 3 days is not enough time to make a perfect test, but I ...
Taken 13409 times. Taken 6 times in the last 24 hours.
Ranked #619. Ranked #560 in the last 24 hours.
The your SEINFELD identity Test
Welcome to the Which Seinfeld Character Are You Test? The original test was fun to take, but the category page was weak. I have changed my variables...
Taken 35260 times. Taken 13 times in the last 24 hours.
Ranked #222. Ranked #256 in the last 24 hours.
The SURVIVOR Game, and thus not a Test
Congrats! You've been picked for SURVIVOR. Can you outwit, outplay, and outlast the rest to become the ultimate winner? Be careful, sharks and alli...
Taken 8412 times. Taken 1 times in the last 24 hours.
Ranked #1079. Ranked #2020 in the last 24 hours.
The Following ComplexDirections IQ Test
Welcome to my test, and please READ this introduction. There are several things you should know. 1. This test may be difficult. ...
Taken 19306 times. Taken 9 times in the last 24 hours.
Ranked #411. Ranked #354 in the last 24 hours.
How good of a Calvinball player are you?
Do you have what it takes to win? It's a tiger-eat-boy world, so you'll need to be quick on your feet to win this game.
Taken 19984 times. Taken 10 times in the last 24 hours.
Ranked #404. Ranked #313 in the last 24 hours.
Cat Proverbs 101
This test was created relatively exclusively for Jennie, but you are welcome to give it a whirl. Don't expect a good result though.
Taken 74 times. Taken 0 times in the last 24 hours.
Ranked #27756. Ranked #13043 in the last 24 hours.
Here's a $1000, now test your skills in the Stock Market.
Making money in the market can be difficult these days. However this test is all about going back to the past and separating the Porsches from the Edsels.
Taken 7625 times. Taken 3 times in the last 24 hours.
Ranked #1210. Ranked #1122 in the last 24 hours.

Tests he’s taken (230)

Test	His result	Your result
The Dating Persona Test	The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)	Take it!
The Politics Test	Socialist	Take it!
The Death Test	Dead At 87	Take it!
The Slut Test	50% Slut	Take it!
The IQ Adventure Test	Spatial (145)	Take it!
The Virgin Game	76% Accuracy (highest: 76%, average: 76%)	Take it!
The Gaydar Test	70% Accuracy (highest: 70%, average: 70%)	Take it!
Here's a $1000, now test your skills in the Stock Market.	Living Comfortably $228038	Take it!
How good of a Calvinball player are you?	Your Grade= A: Superb knowledge and above average strategy	Take it!
The "Life is Hell" test		Take it!
The Smurf Personality Test	Vanity Smurf	Take it!
The Following ComplexDirections IQ Test	The Skipper	Take it!
The Hard like a Rock Intelligence Test	Apprentice Magician	Take it!
The How Long Could You Run From The Law Test	Caught after 5 weeks	Take it!
Survival Test	Once a year backpacker	Take it!
The You too can get 10,000 takers! Test	You scored 000 takers!	Take it!
The ABSOLUTE MENTAL RETARD Test - Christmas Edition	Retard	Take it!
The your SEINFELD identity Test	George	Take it!
The What'll u do for Klondike Bar Test	Slay the first born?	Take it!
The Would My Cat Sleep With You? Test	The Summer Fling	Take it!
The Real Choose Your own Adventure Test	R	Take it!
You Wanna Be a Space Cadet? Test	Space Cadet!	Take it!
The Stellar Mind Test	Sol	Take it!
The Space Case Test	CRAMPED QUARTERS	Take it!
Invading your Personal Space Test	A bit Spazzy.	Take it!
Cat Proverbs 101	0% Caturacy!	Take it!
The Let's Play Rocks Paper Scissor Test	I win!	Take it!
The hey good lookin' whatcha got cookin' test	Bus Boy 43%	Take it!
You Love Food So Take This Test	Food Has You Whipped!	Take it!
What color crayon are you?	Forest Green	Take it!
The Are You A Closet Chubby Chaser? A True Lover Of BBWs?Test	THERE MAY BE HOPE FOR YOU YET	Take it!
Which Star Trek Ship Should You Command? Test	Nova Class!	Take it!
Do for the Money? Test	Practical Professor	Take it!
The Financial Priority Character Test	The Dedicated Giver, Generous and Admired one!	Take it!
Do you think you could make a Million before you die? Quiz	63% Money!	Take it!
The worldly test of currency	Tourist	Take it!
The Sexual Philosophy Test	Very Proper and/or Traditional	Take it!
Know Thy Self in 20 Questions Test	The Selfish One	Take it!
The Link to My Other Tests	Curious!	Take it!
What Kind of Kid were You Test	Milhouse (the Simpsons)	Take it!
Could You Win The National Spelling Bee Test	National Spelling Bee Champion	Take it!
Can you tell the difference between Asians test	Perfect Score!	Take it!
The Visual Challenges, Can You Pass This Test	Almost a pass! 55% of the Visual Challenges Solved!	Take it!
The Even Shorter Test	0% done!	Take it!
The Perception Personality Image Test	HFPS - The Humanitarian	Take it!
Paradox	100% Smart!	Take it!
The What Kind of Friend Are You Test	Practically Vulcan	Take it!
Which animated BFF (best friends forever) pair are you? Friendship test	Brian and Stewie from Family Guy.	Take it!
Would I pick you first in dodgeball? Test	First picked in dodgeball	Take it!
The how bad would House screw you test	Thirteen	Take it!
Are you a SEX nerd?	You scored 60%!!	Take it!
The Sexual Fitness Test	The Muscle Man	Take it!
The Quizgrrrl Compatibility Test	Unlikely	Take it!
The Calvinball Test	The Power of Make-Believe	Take it!
The Which Obscure Sport Is Right For You? Test	Unicycle Hockey	Take it!
The Chess Mess Test	The Rook's Hawk	Take it!
Quiz: Which Smurf Are You?	Brainy Smurf	Take it!
The what charity should I give 10% of my winnings to test?	Planned Parenthood!	Take it!
The Five Love Languages Test	Quality Time	Take it!
The What Computer Are You Test	The Laptop	Take it!
What would you do if......	The Real Deal	Take it!
The Sarcasm Test	Pretty Sarcastic	Take it!
The Definitely Accurate Four Question Four-Variable Personality Test	ISTP	Take it!
The Attachment Style Test	The Player	Take it!
Rock Star or Hobo?	Mr. Rock and Roll	Take it!
The 9-Variable Humor Intelligence Test	LEWD!	Take it!
The Basic Memory Test	40% Verbal and 100% Visual!	Take it!
The How Funny Are You, Really? Test	SORRY BUDDY	Take it!
Humor Persona Test	Buffallo Bill	Take it!
The Funny/Not Funny Animated GIFs Test	Your humor is cutesy!	Take it!
The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test	Armed and Dangerous	Take it!
The Dead, Canadian or Scientologist Test	On the lookout	Take it!
The United States Geography Test	16/40 correct	Take it!
The What Kind of Chess Player Are You Test	69 Variable #1	Take it!
The What Poker Hand Are You Test	85 Poker Savvy - K-K	Take it!
The What Do You Know About Children, Anyway? Test	81% kid smarts	Take it!
The Dr. Seuss Test	45 - Seuss Apprentice	Take it!
The Guess these U.S. cities Test	3 - D	Take it!
The Could you be in Star Fleet Test	45% - Starfleet Hopeful	Take it!
The which comic are you akin to Test	George Carlin	Take it!
The What Mario character are you Test	Princess Rosalina	Take it!
The Would Jesus Die for your sins? Test	WTG You killed Jesus - 66 Good Jesus Poi	Take it!
The why do you use okcupid Test	loner	Take it!
The Would my cat make room for you Test	220 not an idiot - PURR!!	Take it!
The Fun Way to Pick a Career Test	Horse Wrangler	Take it!
The Moral Politics Test	-14 Moral Order 15 Moral Rules - Liberta	Take it!
The When the Cats Take Over Test	Kittylitter Odds: 22%	Take it!
The Absurdism Test	Happy Absurdist	Take it!
The Brave New World Character Test	14 Worldliness	Take it!
The Real New Yorker test Test	64 - I dont tour I visit	Take it!
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test	Broken Magic 8-Ball (and 16 vacuums)	Take it!
The SLUTDAR Test	11 correct	Take it!
The r U smarter than a 1st grader Test	Beat 18/18 1stGradrs- 7/7 Grammar, 6/7 M	Take it!
The Welcome to your FUNERAL Test	15 Funeral Attendees Dead at 87 w	Take it!
The * Proper Urinal Etiquette * Test	Mensa Peeanist and 100% basic kno	Take it!
The Choose Your Own Zombie Adventure Test	Pretty Boy	Take it!
The Are You an eHarmony Reject Test	eHarmonica-marginal	Take it!
The Quick! Test your logic! Quick! Test	50% accuracy- Average guesser	Take it!
The State Locator Challenge Test	0% Accuracy - The Out of Towner	Take it!
The Three-Part Logic Test	Master of Logic: 5 easy, 10 medium, 30 h	Take it!
The Sleep Test	81 Relaxed, 32 Audible - Could be worse.	Take it!
The Which Kitty Shall I Kill? Test	Miz	Take it!
The Do You Know the Muffin Man? Test	98%- Knows Muffin Man	Take it!
The Murder Mystery Flash Game Test	Dead Papa	Take it!
The Are You A Bitch Test	28 bitchiness	Take it!
The Which Survivor are you? Test	74 Strength, 69 Adaptivity, 102 Psycholo	Take it!
The Firefly Crewmember Test	56 aggression, 24 niceness, 54 intellige	Take it!
The Wall Game Test	0 wall(s)	Take it!
The Neurotic Test	The True Neurotic	Take it!
The Hoax and Reality Photo Test	80% Accurate	Take it!
The Fairness Heuristics Test	Free / Balance (60% G, 40% I, 66% R)	Take it!
The Professional Gambler Aptitude Test	You are the Wolf	Take it!
The Bob Dylan Album for YOU Test	Times Are A-Changin' - 62% Bob	Take it!
The Brain Impedance Test	No Impedance	Take it!
The Battle of the States Test	0 Texas, 100 North Carolina	Take it!
The TV knowledge Test	69 TV knowledge	Take it!
The American Common Sense IQ Test	68% CSIQ - Intelligent	Take it!
The "What's My Fantasy Pet?" Test	%50 obedience, %78 intelligence, %79 eth	Take it!
The Star Trek: The Next Generation Test	96 TNG knowledge	Take it!
The Choose your next planet Test	I'm going to immigrate to	Take it!
The how much you know 80's songs? Test	54 knowledge - clued up	Take it!
The Are You A Math Person Test	80 Mathiness	Take it!
The Would Judge Judy yell at YOU? Test	No yells!!!...84% listening skill	Take it!
The Knowlege of Male Rituals Test	80 manly	Take it!
The Firefly Character Personality Test	SHEPHERD	Take it!
The * Let it snow? Let it snow! * Test	SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 68% snow goodness	Take it!
The What Cheese are You Test	46 - You are LEERDAMMER	Take it!
The Reality Check Test	55 Realism, 77 Compassion - The Activist	Take it!
The Yankees or Red Sox Fan Test	Huge Red Sox Fan	Take it!
The things NEVER to say to a woman Test	Genius!	Take it!
The Can You Be An Baseball Umpire Test	57 Knoweldge	Take it!
The Calvin Or Hobbes Test	10% calvin, 90% hobbes	Take it!
The Which Griffin Are You Test	61% FG Knowledge - Lois	Take it!
The Firefly/Serenity Fan Test	60 fan-ness	Take it!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Test	61% - Transylvanian!	Take it!
The How close to the Truth are you Test	The Traveler	Take it!
The Would My Cat Let Me Date You Test	121	Take it!
The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test	the Observer	Take it!
The Just answer the question Test	Damn Right!	Take it!
The Which Cell Organelle are you? Test	The Peroxisome	Take it!
The what kind of teacher are you Test	100 teaching skill	Take it!
The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test	- The Count 77% Organization, 18%	Take it!
The Superhero Power Test	Teleportation	Take it!
The Alignment Test	Lawful-Good	Take it!
The Noun Test	Hurricane Humberto	Take it!
The '80s and '90s Sit-Com Themes Test	Mr. Belvedere, 53% TV-theme retention	Take it!
The Happily Ever After Test	82 - Charmed	Take it!
The Clucks and Chicks Test	67% Word Horde - Scrabble Wiz!	Take it!
The Which Bluth Are You Test	Buster	Take it!
The Relationship Problem-Solving Test	Aggressively Right	Take it!
The Total Reassurance Test	Nice, Normal Person	Take it!
The Quick TMBG Lyrics Test	Casual Listener - 4/10	Take it!
The Abortion Test	98% womens choice	Take it!
The Rule a Country Test	Liberal Socialists (73%/4%/70%)	Take it!
The Would Your Cat Date My Cat? Test	Angel	Take it!
The When You Are Reborn As A Cat Test	63 confusion, 27 kindness, 45 extroversi	Take it!
The Personality Defect Test	Robot	Take it!
The World Geography Knowledge Test	Good Job (and 6% confusion)	Take it!
The Aquabatix Fanatix Test	50% Aquaffable	Take it!
The Vegan Jerk Test	79% - The Easygoing Herbivore	Take it!
The Can KISSING style get you SEX Test	69/67/49 - Kiss of Life	Take it!
The Google Won't Help Test	32 - Impressive	Take it!
The Family Guy Character Test	Lois Griffin	Take it!
The Muppet Personality Test	Swedish Chef!	Take it!
The What country are you? Test	Canada	Take it!
The Random Number Generator Test	33% Eveness, 62% Divides by 3, 50% Divid	Take it!
The US State Capital Test	90% - Atlas Master	Take it!
The Quantum Leap fan Test	79% swisscheese - Hiya Sam!	Take it!
The Understand Stuff Around You Test	44% smarty pants	Take it!
The Open Minded-ness Test	57% Objectivity, 57% Tolerance, 69% Hone	Take it!
The Slime Volleyball Test	83% Mastery	Take it!
The Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavor Test	BROWNIE BATTER!: 77% SWEET, 48% CHUNKY,	Take it!
The Whose Line Is It Anyway Test	100 points	Take it!
The Which Major U.S. City Are You? Test	BALTIMORE!: You scored 40% Style, 36% Cl	Take it!
The Beat My Cat at Hard Trivia Test	Barely Squeaked By..	Take it!
The EXTREMELY advanced MATH Test	57 on the MathDorkOMeter	Take it!
The can you love a cat lover Test	97 cat lover	Take it!
The Back to the Future Test	7 Part I, 7 Part II, 7 Part III	Take it!
The Plane Crash Survival Test	A 88% Chance of Survival	Take it!
The Choose Your Own Adventure Test	80% health, $15, 75% appeal	Take it!
The Worst Case Scenarios Test	61% Survival Rate (Trooper)	Take it!
The Should We Date Test	90 friendability, 89 dateability	Take it!
The how conservative are you Test	18% - The Treehugger!	Take it!
The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test	16 - Vocabulary Vixen!	Take it!
The Which Star Trek alien are you Test	0 Klingon, 100 Vulcan, 0 Romulan, 0 Borg	Take it!
The Can You Ignite This Firefly Test	85 % chivalrous	Take it!
The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test	Teacher	Take it!
The What's Your Philosophy? Test	Regressionist	Take it!
The 'romantic' personality profile Test	the shadow - 31/78	Take it!
The Sexual HELL Test	HELL LEVEL 1	Take it!
The what simpsons character r u Test	Lisa!	Take it!
The Hitler/Bush Quotes Test	0 Correct Answers	Take it!
The Which StarTrek Captain Are You Test	Capt. James T. Kirk 54 Daring, 57 Intell	Take it!
The How Effective is Your Profile? Test	6 Profile Cliches Profile Expert	Take it!
The Would Ellie Dig You? Test	75 -	Take it!
The How Snarky Are You Test	40 snarkiness	Take it!
The Advanced Simpsons Trivia Test	60% on Simpsons.	Take it!
The Proofreading Test	72 - English Adept	Take it!
The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test	61,690 descendants	Take it!
The Highschool Stereotype Test	64 grades, 14 sports, 8 drugs, 18 friend	Take it!
The Alcoholism Test	10% - The Straight Edge	Take it!
The Good Sense of Humor Test	50% - Jerry Lewis	Take it!
The Jewness Test	45% - Not sure?	Take it!
The How Philosophical Are You? Test	22 - True Philosopher	Take it!
The Trekkie/Trekker/Trek Fan Test	60% - Standard Trekkie	Take it!
The LIE DETECTOR Test	75% Little White Liar	Take it!
The Family Guy Test	67% Knowledge of Family Guy	Take it!
The Seinfeld Test	75% - Little Jerry	Take it!
The BASICS OF BASIC SCIENCE Test	!!!PASSED!!!	Take it!
The wat is the best job 4 u Test	0 pornstar, 0 actress, 0 prisoner, 0 par	Take it!
The Saved by the Bell Test	53% - It's alllllll right!	Take it!
The If I Had a Million Dollars Test	Spent $490000 (Frugal Spender)	Take it!
The What is your REAL age Test	You're 45 !!!	Take it!
The Calvin and Hobbes Test	82 calvin-ness	Take it!
The Why Are You Single Test	25 despair, 75 relationship potential, 9	Take it!
The Google Speed Test	70% accuracy, 53% speed	Take it!
The could you be my guy Test	65 my guy	Take it!
The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test	39% - Wink Wink	Take it!
The VERY Basic Math Test	15 - MATH WIZ	Take it!
The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test	83% pure - Uncorrupted	Take it!
The Which Star Trek Species R U Test	Human	Take it!
The Do YOU Remember The 90's Test	90's Wannabe	Take it!
The 4-Variable IQ Test	140% interpersonal, 120% visual, 60% ver	Take it!
The Philosophy Test	Baruch Spinoza	Take it!
The how fuckable are you? Test	63% - " The good fuck"	Take it!
The Commonly Confused Words Test	Advanced	Take it!
The Are You Literate? Test	64%	Take it!
The 3 Variable Funny Test	the Wit	Take it!
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test	The Expatriate (23% brainwash, 40% antit	Take it!