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Tests he’s written

  • The Real Choose Your own Adventure Test The Real Choose Your own Adventure Test image

    Greetings. The title of this test is not meant to be pompous, but there are a couple other Choose Your Own Adventure Tests that aren't actually real....

    Taken 52604 times. Taken 0 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #237. Ranked #36748 in the last 24 hours.
  • The 9-Variable Humor Intelligence Test The 9-Variable Humor Intelligence Test image

    From the same mind that brought you The Sesame Street Persona Test and the Proper Urinal Etiquette test I now present my humor test.  3 days is not enough time to make a perfect test, but I ...

    Taken 17915 times. Taken 0 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #675. Ranked #35228 in the last 24 hours.
  • The Would My Cat Sleep With You? Test The Would My Cat Sleep With You? Test image

    We both know most people are jerks. Why not open up your options and consider dating a cat? You never know where you will find true love.

    Taken 2435 times. Taken 0 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #4548. Ranked #9150 in the last 24 hours.
  • The Following ComplexDirections IQ Test

    Welcome to my test, and please READ this introduction. There are several things you should know. 1. This test may be difficult. ...

    Taken 22195 times. Taken 0 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #539. Ranked #11106 in the last 24 hours.
  • Here's a $1000, now test your skills in the Stock Market. Here's a $1000, now test your skills in the Stock Market. image

    Making money in the market can be difficult these days.  However this test is all about going back to the past and separating the Porsches from the Edsels.

    Taken 11224 times. Taken 0 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #1137. Ranked #32110 in the last 24 hours.
  • The SURVIVOR Game, and thus not a Test The SURVIVOR Game, and thus not a Test image

    Congrats! You've been picked for SURVIVOR. Can you outwit, outplay, and outlast the rest to become the ultimate winner? Be careful, sharks and alli...

    Taken 10185 times. Taken 0 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #1258. Ranked #32658 in the last 24 hours.
  • Cat Proverbs 101

    This test was created relatively exclusively for Jennie, but you are welcome to give it a whirl.  Don't expect a good result though.

    Taken 87 times. Taken 0 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #28925. Ranked #12686 in the last 24 hours.
  • How good of a Calvinball player are you? How good of a Calvinball player are you? image

    Do you have what it takes to win?  It's a tiger-eat-boy world, so you'll need to be quick on your feet to win this game.

    Taken 28194 times. Taken 0 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #429. Ranked #41355 in the last 24 hours.

Tests they’ve taken (257)

TestTheir resultYour result
The Dating Persona Test The Backrubber (DGSD) Take it!
The Politics Test Socialist Take it!
The Death Test Dead At 87 Take it!
The Slut Test 50% Slut Take it!
The IQ Adventure Test Spatial (145) Take it!
The Virgin Game 76% Accuracy (highest: 76%, average: 76%) Take it!
The Gaydar Test 70% Accuracy (highest: 70%, average: 70%) Take it!
The * Proper Urinal Etiquette * Test Passed! Take it!
The Smokey the Bear Forest Fire Test FIRE! Take it!
The "Life is Hell" test Take it!
The 10 Tricky Anagram Puzzles Test Timid Approach Take it!
The Real Choose Your own Adventure Test W Take it!
The your SEINFELD identity Test George Take it!
How good of a Calvinball player are you? Your Grade= A++ Amazing Calvinball knowledge and strategy! Take it!
The Following ComplexDirections IQ Test Brilliance Take it!
The Would My Cat Sleep With You? Test The Friend Take it!
The Politics Test You are Liberal! Take it!
How well do you understand the Israeli-Palestinian conflict? 100% Result! Take it!
The Logical Thinking Test Epitome of Genius Take it!
The 'How Socially Liberal are You?' Test Normal Human Being. Take it!
The Empathy Quotient Scale 33-52: Average Take it!
Helen Fisher Personality Type Test Director Take it!
The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test Bert Take it!
The Would Judge Judy yell at YOU? Test No yells!!! Take it!
The What'll u do for Klondike Bar Test A gift from above? Take it!
The State Locator Challenge Test Geography Master Take it!
The Choose your next planet Test Mars Take it!
The If we were both lesbians Test Lesbian soul mates Take it!
The Welcome to your FUNERAL Test 24 funeral attendees Take it!
The Take the *Jeopardy* Challenge Test Winner Teen Tourney Take it!
The Yankees or Red Sox Fan Test Mild Red Sox fan Take it!
The Let's Play Rocks Paper Scissor Test My win or a tie?!? Take it!
The Asperger's Syndrome Test Maybe Take it!
The 9-Variable Humor Intelligence Test Politically Amused Take it!
The How Old is Your Ideal Partner Test Just your age! Take it!
The Smurf Personality Test Dreamy Smurf Take it!
Film/TV Character Personality Test The Sidekick Take it!
The Fruity Commie Pinko Leftist Test The Leftist Take it!
Can you stop me from killing myself? You tried to save me. Take it!
The Which Came First Test The Impotent Embryo Take it!
The 40 question logic test Test Upper average Take it!
The epic-crazy-goofy-fun-awesome-impress-me Test! Brainiac. Take it!
How hot are you based solely on your face? Average Joe Take it!
How much cricket knowledge do you have?Test World Champion Take it!
Would We Work Out? - Quiz - I'm not really interested... Take it!
The Commonly Uncommon Unnecessary Knowledge Test Pretty good Take it!
Got guts? Lazybones Take it!
The Which Big Bang Theory character are you Test You are Howard! Take it!
The SURVIVOR Game, and thus not a Test 5th Place Take it!
The Jeopardy Quiz Game You have won 8000 Dollars! Take it!
The Would Jesus Die for your sins? Test No way Jose Take it!
The Test 0% Pure! Take it!
Here's a $1000, now test your skills in the Stock Market. Living Comfortably $228038 Take it!
The Hard like a Rock Intelligence Test Apprentice Magician Take it!
The How Long Could You Run From The Law Test Caught after 5 weeks Take it!
Survival Test Once a year backpacker Take it!
The You too can get 10,000 takers! Test You scored 000 takers! Take it!
The *ABSOLUTE MENTAL RETARD* Test - Christmas Edition Retard Take it!
You Wanna Be a Space Cadet? Test Space Cadet! Take it!
The Stellar Mind Test Sol Take it!
The Space Case Test CRAMPED QUARTERS Take it!
Invading your Personal Space Test A bit Spazzy. Take it!
Cat Proverbs 101 0% Caturacy! Take it!
The hey good lookin' whatcha got cookin' test Bus Boy 43% Take it!
You Love Food So Take This Test Food Has You Whipped! Take it!
What color crayon are you? Forest Green Take it!
The Are You A Closet Chubby Chaser? A True Lover Of BBWs?Test THERE MAY BE HOPE FOR YOU YET Take it!
Which Star Trek Ship Should You Command? Test Nova Class! Take it!
Do for the Money? Test Practical Professor Take it!
The Financial Priority Character Test The Dedicated Giver, Generous and Admired one! Take it!
Do you think you could make a Million before you die? Quiz 63% Money! Take it!
The worldly test of currency Tourist Take it!
The Sexual Philosophy Test Very Proper and/or Traditional Take it!
Know Thy Self in 20 Questions Test The Selfish One Take it!
The Link to My Other Tests Curious! Take it!
What Kind of Kid were You Test Milhouse (the Simpsons) Take it!
Could You Win The National Spelling Bee Test National Spelling Bee Champion Take it!
Can you tell the difference between Asians test Perfect Score! Take it!
The Visual Challenges, Can You Pass This Test Almost a pass! 55% of the Visual Challenges Solved! Take it!
The Even Shorter Test 0% done! Take it!
The Perception Personality Image Test HFPS - The Humanitarian Take it!
Paradox 100% Smart! Take it!
The What Kind of Friend Are You Test Practically Vulcan Take it!
Which animated BFF (best friends forever) pair are you? Friendship test Brian and Stewie from Family Guy. Take it!
Would I pick you first in dodgeball? Test First picked in dodgeball Take it!
The how bad would House screw you test Thirteen Take it!
Are you a SEX nerd? You scored 60%!! Take it!
The Sexual Fitness Test The Muscle Man Take it!
The Quizgrrrl Compatibility Test Unlikely Take it!
The Calvinball Test The Power of Make-Believe Take it!
The Which Obscure Sport Is Right For You? Test Unicycle Hockey Take it!
The Chess Mess Test The Rook's Hawk Take it!
Quiz: Which Smurf Are You? Brainy Smurf Take it!
The what charity should I give 10% of my winnings to test? Planned Parenthood! Take it!
The Five Love Languages Test Quality Time Take it!
The What Computer Are You Test The Laptop Take it!
What would you do if...... The Real Deal Take it!
The Sarcasm Test Pretty Sarcastic Take it!
The Definitely Accurate Four Question Four-Variable Personality Test ISTP Take it!
The Attachment Style Test The Player Take it!
Rock Star or Hobo? Mr. Rock and Roll Take it!
The Basic Memory Test 40% Verbal and 100% Visual! Take it!
The How Funny Are You, Really? Test SORRY BUDDY Take it!
Humor Persona Test Buffallo Bill Take it!
The Funny/Not Funny Animated GIFs Test Your humor is cutesy! Take it!
The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test Armed and Dangerous Take it!
The Dead, Canadian or Scientologist Test On the lookout Take it!
The United States Geography Test 16/40 correct Take it!
The What Kind of Chess Player Are You Test 69 Variable #1 Take it!
The What Poker Hand Are You Test 85 Poker Savvy - K-K Take it!
The What Do You Know About Children, Anyway? Test 81% kid smarts Take it!
The Dr. Seuss Test 45 - Seuss Apprentice Take it!
The Guess these U.S. cities Test 3 - D Take it!
The Could you be in Star Fleet Test 45% - Starfleet Hopeful Take it!
The which comic are you akin to Test George Carlin Take it!
The What Mario character are you Test Princess Rosalina Take it!
The why do you use okcupid Test loner Take it!
The Would my cat make room for you Test 220 not an idiot - PURR!! Take it!
The Fun Way to Pick a Career Test Horse Wrangler Take it!
The Moral Politics Test -14 Moral Order 15 Moral Rules - Liberta Take it!
The When the Cats Take Over Test Kittylitter Odds: 22% Take it!
The Absurdism Test Happy Absurdist Take it!
The Brave New World Character Test 14 Worldliness Take it!
The Real New Yorker test Test 64 - I dont tour I visit Take it!
The Non-Sequitur Personality Test Broken Magic 8-Ball (and 16 vacuums) Take it!
The SLUTDAR Test 11 correct Take it!
The r U smarter than a 1st grader Test Beat 18/18 1stGradrs- 7/7 Grammar, 6/7 M Take it!
The Choose Your Own Zombie Adventure Test Pretty Boy Take it!
The Are You an eHarmony Reject Test eHarmonica-marginal Take it!
The Quick! Test your logic! Quick! Test 50% accuracy- Average guesser Take it!
The Three-Part Logic Test Master of Logic: 5 easy, 10 medium, 30 h Take it!
The Sleep Test 81 Relaxed, 32 Audible - Could be worse. Take it!
The Which Kitty Shall I Kill? Test Miz Take it!
The Do You Know the Muffin Man? Test 98%- Knows Muffin Man Take it!
The Murder Mystery Flash Game Test Dead Papa Take it!
The Are You A Bitch Test 28 bitchiness Take it!
The Which Survivor are you? Test 74 Strength, 69 Adaptivity, 102 Psycholo Take it!
The Firefly Crewmember Test 56 aggression, 24 niceness, 54 intellige Take it!
The Wall Game Test 0 wall(s) Take it!
The Neurotic Test The True Neurotic Take it!
The Hoax and Reality Photo Test 80% Accurate Take it!
The Fairness Heuristics Test Free / Balance (60% G, 40% I, 66% R) Take it!
The Professional Gambler Aptitude Test You are the Wolf Take it!
The Bob Dylan Album for YOU Test Times Are A-Changin' - 62% Bob Take it!
The Brain Impedance Test No Impedance Take it!
The Battle of the States Test 0 Texas, 100 North Carolina Take it!
The TV knowledge Test 69 TV knowledge Take it!
The American Common Sense IQ Test 68% CSIQ - Intelligent Take it!
The "What's My Fantasy Pet?" Test %50 obedience, %78 intelligence, %79 eth Take it!
The Star Trek: The Next Generation Test 96 TNG knowledge Take it!
The how much you know 80's songs? Test 54 knowledge - clued up Take it!
The Are You A Math Person Test 80 Mathiness Take it!
The Knowlege of Male Rituals Test 80 manly Take it!
The Firefly Character Personality Test SHEPHERD Take it!
The * Let it snow? Let it snow! * Test SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 68% snow goodness Take it!
The What Cheese are You Test 46 - You are LEERDAMMER Take it!
The Reality Check Test 55 Realism, 77 Compassion - The Activist Take it!
The things NEVER to say to a woman Test Genius! Take it!
The Can You Be An Baseball Umpire Test 57 Knoweldge Take it!
The Calvin Or Hobbes Test 10% calvin, 90% hobbes Take it!
The Which Griffin Are You Test 61% FG Knowledge - Lois Take it!
The Firefly/Serenity Fan Test 60 fan-ness Take it!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Test 61% - Transylvanian! Take it!
The How close to the Truth are you Test The Traveler Take it!
The Would My Cat Let Me Date You Test 121 Take it!
The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test the Observer Take it!
The Just answer the question Test Damn Right! Take it!
The Which Cell Organelle are you? Test The Peroxisome Take it!
The what kind of teacher are you Test 100 teaching skill Take it!
The Superhero Power Test Teleportation Take it!
The Alignment Test Lawful-Good Take it!
The Noun Test Hurricane Humberto Take it!
The '80s and '90s Sit-Com Themes Test Mr. Belvedere, 53% TV-theme retention Take it!
The Happily Ever After Test 82 - Charmed Take it!
The Clucks and Chicks Test 67% Word Horde - Scrabble Wiz! Take it!
The Which Bluth Are You Test Buster Take it!
The Relationship Problem-Solving Test Aggressively Right Take it!
The Total Reassurance Test Nice, Normal Person Take it!
The Quick TMBG Lyrics Test Casual Listener - 4/10 Take it!
The Abortion Test 98% womens choice Take it!
The Rule a Country Test Liberal Socialists (73%/4%/70%) Take it!
The Would Your Cat Date My Cat? Test Angel Take it!
The When You Are Reborn As A Cat Test 63 confusion, 27 kindness, 45 extroversi Take it!
The Personality Defect Test Robot Take it!
The World Geography Knowledge Test Good Job (and 6% confusion) Take it!
The Aquabatix Fanatix Test 50% Aquaffable Take it!
The Vegan Jerk Test 79% - The Easygoing Herbivore Take it!
The Can KISSING style get you SEX Test 69/67/49 - Kiss of Life Take it!
The Google Won't Help Test 32 - Impressive Take it!
The Family Guy Character Test Lois Griffin Take it!
The Muppet Personality Test Swedish Chef! Take it!
The What country are you? Test Canada Take it!
The Random Number Generator Test 33% Eveness, 62% Divides by 3, 50% Divid Take it!
The US State Capital Test 90% - Atlas Master Take it!
The Quantum Leap fan Test 79% swisscheese - Hiya Sam! Take it!
The Understand Stuff Around You Test 44% smarty pants Take it!
The Open Minded-ness Test 57% Objectivity, 57% Tolerance, 69% Hone Take it!
The Slime Volleyball Test 83% Mastery Take it!
The Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Flavor Test BROWNIE BATTER!: 77% SWEET, 48% CHUNKY, Take it!
The Whose Line Is It Anyway Test 100 points Take it!
The Which Major U.S. City Are You? Test BALTIMORE!: You scored 40% Style, 36% Cl Take it!
The Beat My Cat at Hard Trivia Test Barely Squeaked By.. Take it!
The EXTREMELY advanced MATH Test 57 on the MathDorkOMeter Take it!
The can you love a cat lover Test 97 cat lover Take it!
The Back to the Future Test 7 Part I, 7 Part II, 7 Part III Take it!
The Choose Your Own Adventure Test 80% health, $15, 75% appeal Take it!
The Worst Case Scenarios Test 61% Survival Rate (Trooper) Take it!
The Should We Date Test 90 friendability, 89 dateability Take it!
The how conservative are you Test 18% - The Treehugger! Take it!
The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test 16 - Vocabulary Vixen! Take it!
The Which Star Trek alien are you Test 0 Klingon, 100 Vulcan, 0 Romulan, 0 Borg Take it!
The Can You Ignite This Firefly Test 85 % chivalrous Take it!
The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test Teacher Take it!
The What's Your Philosophy? Test Regressionist Take it!
The 'romantic' personality profile Test the shadow - 31/78 Take it!
The Sexual HELL Test HELL LEVEL 1 Take it!
The what simpsons character r u Test Lisa! Take it!
The Hitler/Bush Quotes Test 0 Correct Answers Take it!
The Which StarTrek Captain Are You Test Capt. James T. Kirk 54 Daring, 57 Intell Take it!
The How Effective is Your Profile? Test 6 Profile Cliches Profile Expert Take it!
The Would Ellie Dig You? Test 75 - Take it!
The How Snarky Are You Test 40 snarkiness Take it!
The Advanced Simpsons Trivia Test 60% on Simpsons. Take it!
The Proofreading Test 72 - English Adept Take it!
The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test 61,690 descendants Take it!
The Highschool Stereotype Test 64 grades, 14 sports, 8 drugs, 18 friend Take it!
The Alcoholism Test 10% - The Straight Edge Take it!
The Good Sense of Humor Test 50% - Jerry Lewis Take it!
The Jewness Test 45% - Not sure? Take it!
The How Philosophical Are You? Test 22 - True Philosopher Take it!
The Trekkie/Trekker/Trek Fan Test 60% - Standard Trekkie Take it!
The LIE DETECTOR Test 75% Little White Liar Take it!
The Family Guy Test 67% Knowledge of Family Guy Take it!
The Seinfeld Test 75% - Little Jerry Take it!
The BASICS OF BASIC SCIENCE Test !!!PASSED!!! Take it!
The wat is the best job 4 u Test 0 pornstar, 0 actress, 0 prisoner, 0 par Take it!
The Saved by the Bell Test 53% - It's alllllll right! Take it!
The If I Had a Million Dollars Test Spent $490000 (Frugal Spender) Take it!
The What is your REAL age Test You're 45 !!! Take it!
The Calvin and Hobbes Test 82 calvin-ness Take it!
The Why Are You Single Test 25 despair, 75 relationship potential, 9 Take it!
The Google Speed Test 70% accuracy, 53% speed Take it!
The could you be my guy Test 65 my guy Take it!
The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test 39% - Wink Wink Take it!
The VERY Basic Math Test 15 - MATH WIZ Take it!
The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test 83% pure - Uncorrupted Take it!
The Which Star Trek Species R U Test Human Take it!
The Do *YOU* Remember The 90's Test 90's Wannabe Take it!
The 4-Variable IQ Test 140% interpersonal, 120% visual, 60% ver Take it!
The Philosophy Test Baruch Spinoza Take it!
The how fuckable are you? Test 63% - " The good fuck" Take it!
The Commonly Confused Words Test Advanced Take it!
The Are You Literate? Test 64% Take it!
The 3 Variable Funny Test the Wit Take it!
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test The Expatriate (23% brainwash, 40% antit Take it!