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zeppoloveskafka

35 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:06pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a mix of stability, creativity, and peculiarity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach in a primary school. It has helped me become a more patient person. I feel best when my body is in movement, so I do tend to be fairly active. Ramping up mileage for my 3rd Philly marathon. Holding open auditions for the part of water bottle handoverer. Must enjoy watching people run in the cold.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Entertaining wee little ones. My target demographic is 5 months to 7 years. Not to brag, but my sense of humor is really too sophisticated for anybody under 5 months.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Trick question. What somebody would notice first about me is mostly dependent on who they are.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A. I rarely care what the genre is...the important thing is the quality of the writing. That said, I do gravitate toward short stories and nonfiction. Lately into fivethirtyeight online, and New Yorker off.
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B. Independent (ritz), foreign- I feel most popular movies are insultingly bad, but there are exceptions. I like theater and more quirky stuff too.

C. Survivor, PBS stuff if my TV will let me, lately been watching Dr. Who

D. Folk, Ben Folds, October Project, Foster the People, Dar Williams, The Weepies, The Shins. I'm on board for other stuff... loud stuff isn't my favorite though. Lately it's like The Weepies nonstop, definitely worth a listen.

E. Vegetarian for 23+ years
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Ice-T (the actor)
2. God
3. American Idol
4. My guns
5. Beer
6. Just kidding about 1-5.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Psychology, politics, interpersonal relationships, whatever my current hobby is, what's going well or poorly in my classroom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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It was me. I actually started the fire. It has not been burning since the world's been turning.

Please don't turn me in.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
While finding the perfect person would be great, I'm just as interested in finding nearby people that want to do stuff together.

That might include going for a hike, outdoor concert, playing a board game, going to a vegetarian friendly restaurant, or the like. Or share your interest with me. You'll have to work hard to get me to go to a bar, club, etc.

I'm realizing it might not be clear from the rest of my profile, but you should know that I definitely am more of an introvert. If you are a social butterfly/party animal that's fine, but I'm not your guy unless you are looking for an opposites attract type thing.