All done? Ok, great then! So, by now you can probably tell that I am a professional motivational speaker and "life coach".
Most of my life-advice comes from those posters that hang on HR and Guidance Counselor office walls. This is because I really don't have that much life experience to draw from, being overly sheltered and privileged and all of that. But I speak with a loud firm voice (as long as it's not to tough guys!) and try to make up what I lack in substance with bravado.
I am sure you are wondering how soon you can meet me at the nearest starbucks for 15 minutes (or less!) of awkward conversation. Well, since I don't get many motivational-speaking appointments (yet!), I am usually free, so hit me up.