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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 29
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Full figured
Graduated from high school
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Disclaimer: There are a lot of dudes on OkCupid (or dating apps in general) that have a lot of time on their hands. These dudes are unemployed and they have all day long to fish through profiles and chit chat for hours. I AM NOT ONE OF THESE DUDES. I'm a very busy man, and I'm on this app to make myself available. Please do not waste my time and I will not waste yours. I'm here to seek out potential date/love interests. If you only respond with one or two words, expecting me to carry on some long elaborate convo where I probe you for answers to questions, please don't bother. There are plenty of unemployed neck beards that will entertain your need for attention.

NOW....... a little about me.

- Solid career
- Own a car
- Make Music
- Collect Vinyl
- Crafty
- Night Owl
- Level headed
- Not a bro
- Comics fan
- Love Film
- Have a cat
- No kids

Really into Nintendo products and PC games.
I love tabletop gaming with friends on a night off.

I refuse to believe that you can't always get what you want. Try harder.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working, sleeping, saving money, listening to records, making things, playing board/video games, tinkering with shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jedi mind tricks, knowing the name of that one band/movie, making you laugh, making you think, being quiet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm built like an NFL lineman with gorgeous blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Gattica, Baraka, Step Brothers, Wet Hot American Summer, Hook, There Will Be Blood, I Heart Huckabees, O Brother Where Art Thou, High Fidelity, Empire Records, House of a 1000 Corpses, Blade Runner, 28 Days Later, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Mars Attacks.

MUSIC (here's a very small very broad list)
Radiohead, Wu Tang, Yes, Interpol, Daft Punk, Hooded Menace, Outkast, Reggie Watts, Blockhead, DJ Shadow, InI & Pete Rock, Soundgarden, The Smashing Pumpkins, Flying Lotus, Sigur Ros, Japandroid, 238, Mr Fingers, Skream, ...Trail Of Dead, Moss, Electric Wizard, Blackalicious, Sunn O))), Nate Dogg, Cake, Rage Against The Machine, Melvins, Crowbar, Tom Waits, Swans, Andrew WK.

Comics, graphic novels, Bukowski.

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Game Of Thrones, Wonders of the Universe, 30 Rock, Planet Earth, Children's Hospital, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Lost, Conan, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother.

Chinese, BBQ, Sushi, Pizza, Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Music
2) Laughter
3) Computer
4) Chinese food
5) Cats
6) Nintendo
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to disappear completely.
Everything. My mind is constantly racing. I like to analyze things and view them from different perspectives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working until midnight. Then I usually go home, have a smoke, and rip through some albums while I lay back with the cat and drift away.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've never considered yourself a "juggalette". I'm all for personal music choices, but have a little class please. We are adults in a grown up world.