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28 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:33pm
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
Full figured
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I'm Zach.
If you can't get down with me, I won't be able to get down with you.
If you're not a level headed, self confident, independent chick, don't message me.

I'm into tabletop gaming, literature, music, film, video games, comic books, graphic novels, and kickin' it.
I don't care much for reality TV or popular radio music.
I'm currently writing a script for a graphic novel.
I'm also creating a tabletop rpg system from scratch.
In addition I'm helping a friend finish a one shot board game.
I work full time (plus heavy overtime) at my job.
I have a cat.
Most of my time is spent relaxing and enjoying myself/others.
I'm very logical and I analyze everything.
I like to find the origin of things.
I enjoy a good poem or a stand up comedian.
I like old horror films and magicians.
Life's a garden, dig it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work a lot more than most people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing about what I'm currently doing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm built like an NFL lineman with gorgeous blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Gattica, Baraka, Step Brothers, Wet Hot American Summer, Hook, There Will Be Blood, I Heart Huckabees, O Brother Where Art Thou, High Fidelity, Empire Records, House of a 1000 Corpses, Blade Runner, 28 Days Later, The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Mars Attacks.

Radiohead, Wu Tang, Yes, Interpol, Daft Punk, Hooded Menace, Outkast, Reggie Watts, Blockhead, DJ Shadow, InI & Pete Rock, Soundgarden, The Smashing Pumpkins, Flying Lotus, Sigur Ros, Japandroid, 238, Mr Fingers, Skream, ...Trail Of Dead, Moss, Electric Wizard, Blackalicious, Sunn O))), Nate Dogg, Cake, Rage Against The Machine, Melvins, Crowbar, Tom Waits, Swans, Andrew WK.

X'ed Out by Charles Burns
Factotum by Charles Bukowski
Watchmen - Alan Moore

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Game Of Thrones, Wonders of the Universe, 30 Rock, Planet Earth, Children's Hospital, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Lost, Conan, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother.

Chinese, BBQ, Sushi, Pizza, Italian
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Music
2) Laughter
3) Computer
4) Chinese food
5) Cats
6) Stone Brewery
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to disappear completely.

Everything. My mind is constantly racing. I like to analyze things and view them from different perspectives.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hitting happy hour then chilling to some records with friends, or at home drinking alone and rewriting something forty times, or at a movie.

When I'm in slacker mode I'm either watching stand up comedy, playing a vidja game, or zzzz.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm dominant.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want a solid buzz, good conversation, and eye contact.