hello. I've been getting bored and a case of cabin fever lately, so I figured I'd give this a shot. The pics are a couple years old, but still a pretty accurate likeness. One of these days I'll get around to uploading a newer one. Read on for further information.

I just noticed the following on this screen: "Surround your interests...dancing and link usernames... funk_bag" What the hell is a funkbag? Maybe some kind of purse that plays Parliament when you open it? Hell, I'd buy one of those!

I am fun(ny), blunt, and charismatic

Nothing fancy. Being famous would be kinda cool, but that's not really in the cards just yet.

Spelling, simple math, making a decent cookie

That I don't really enjoy shaving. I cut myself several times every time!

Books: Geek Love, various comic books, non-fiction disasters (train wrecks and such), Them, The Men Who Stare At Goats, Lord of the Barnyard, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Keep the River On Your Right, Illusions, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, Practical Demonkeeping ( or anything by Christopher Moore!)

Movies: Documentaries and horror mostly, but will give anything a watch once.

Music: Mostly stuff people I meet or know haven't heard unfortunately, but it's FUN stuff, I promise! If perchance you HAVE heard or seen any of this, send me a damn message already!!! James Kochalka Superstar, Coast to Coast AM (not really music, but FASCINATING late-night talk radio), Supernova, 50 Million, Del, MC Chris, The Independents, Dave Dondero, Rymodee, At The Drive-In, Scum of tne Earth, Captured By Robots, Servotron (music with robots or robot themes, i.e. the previous 2 bands, is AWESOME!), Wesley Willis, Tarot Bolero, Ministry, Pigface, RevCo, Traveling Wilburys, Kool Keith in all his variations, Electric Hellfire Club.
Folk-punk and Folk-metal are fun styles of music also, like This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb or Turisas. Lots more.

Food: Chinese and Italian, and I can get quite creative with canned tuna fish.

1: oxygen
2: food
3: water
4: something to read. Hell, anything to read. Put a couple sugar packets in front of me or an old receipt, I'll be happy as a clam for a couple minutes.
5: socks (not necessarily matching. they rarely do anyways. Does it really matter? They're one of the least publicly seen parts of you attire.)
6: my eyeglasses

how thinking is dangerous nowadays.

working, then sleeping, or working, then having a beer.

I'm not a very private person, if you just ask the question to which you want an answer.

You, too, are bored and looking for a way to enrich your day.