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zguthrie

22 Oswego, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a little bit odd. I'm goofy, sarcastic, I laugh a lot, and I rarely take anything seriously, especially myself. I'm honest, and I like to think I'm a genuine, good natured person. Also I'm terrible at describing myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently studying film in the hopes of getting somewhere in the movie making biz, directing, producing, writing. I'm not just currently sure where to direct my passion for movies is all.

Just finished an internship at a production company in NYC in January, that was fun!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've got a good sense of humor. At least the indecisive yet sarcastic, self-deprecating kind of humor. Are you into that?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a friggin' albino, so probably that I've got very light blonde hair, maybe? Or my hauntingly pale skin?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite books are Terry Pratchett discworld novels, Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers Guide books, Neil Gaiman, I love books about movies. love any book with a good sense of humor and iwt. Also I'm a bit of a comic book nerd, when I get the time to catch up on some of my favorites.

In movies, I like anything campy or cheesy- especially horror movies- Toxic Avenger (anything Troma), Troll 2, The Evil Dead movies, Re-animator, Birdemic Dead Alive, Rocky Horror. I like Escape from New York, Caligula, The Warriors... I love musicals too. Plenty of comedies- too many movies to possibly list.

I don't watch a ton of TV, but I love The Soup, Modern Family, Venture Brothers, Firefly, Daria, X-files, Community, MST3K, Always Sunny, but 30 Rock is probably my favorite.

I like all types of music, from classics like Queen and Bowie, to weirder stuff They Might Be Giants, Bare Naked Ladies, Lemon Demon, Electric Six, The Aquabats, The Misfits, The Ramones, Joan Jett, NOFX, The Temptations, some oldies, and so on and so on...
My recent mood has been punk-rock.

For food- probably pizza- or maybe Mexican. I love my food spicy. I like putting hot sauce on stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Standard generic list...

Friends
Family
Movies
My Laptop
Internet
Something else, I don't know, I don't like this section anyway. It's dumb.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A lot of day-dreaming while I procrastinate, and then a lot of stress once I realize how long I've been procrastinating.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually relaxing, possibly with a group of friends. Sometimes at home, sometimes at the movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm awkward- Really awkward.. I always feel like everyone but me got the instruction manual on how to live like a regular human being.
You should message me if
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Really any reason. Send me anything! It certainly couldn't hurt! I'm usually bored.

Well, you might find out I'm weird and awkward, but if you read this all the way through you'd have realized that already!