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25 M Chicago, IL

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Last Online
Yesterday – 1:45pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I'm a practicing cynic with occasional delusions of grandeur. I also like to use big words like 'Pontificate' to make me sound more smarter. What's there to say really? I enjoy movies I like, but not as much as the ones I hate, and I think it's fun to laugh but not as much fun as it is to think (if you're doing both, then you're doing it right). I'm a writer, or at least that's what I tell people - like at parties and such - because it sounds a lot better then delivery driver or college drop out.
I'm mainly looking to enjoy the company of others and some casual dating. I'm very laid back and like to take things as they come rather than force them.
What I’m doing with my life
Moved to Chicago about five months ago and trying to get my life on track. I work a day job as a pizza delivery boy, and by night I attempt to hone my craft in stand-up and comedy writing (yep, I'm one if those guys).
I’m really good at
Mixing cocktails, cooking, knowing useless trivia
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catch-22, Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Something Happened, Breakfast of Champions, Trout Fishing in America, Death by Black Holes, anything by Jean Paul Sartre.
Movies: The End of Evangelion, anything by Kubrick, If, Space Balls, The Rutles: All you Need is Cash, Brain Candy, Welcome to the Dollhouse
Shows: Community, Breaking Bad, Adventure Time, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, TV Funhouse, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Neon Genesis Evangelion, FLCL, Star Trek (all of them but Enterprise).
Music: Bob Dylan, Badfinger, The Bee Gees, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Misfits, Nick Cave, The Fuggs, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Johnny Cash, The Statler Brothers, John Prine, David Bowie, Curtis Mayfield, Donovan, The Box Topps.
Food: Too much to mention. I could almost be considered a foodie, were it not for my love of deep fried and processed foods. I also enjoy to cook, though it's difficult to find the time.
The six things I could never do without
Books, comics, cartoons, hot sauce, nintendo, my sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What was up with those old Loony Toons where Elmer Fudd was fat. Any one else remember those?

Why does Sriracha hot sauce get that sticky residue along the sides, even when it's sitting closed on a shelf?
On a typical Friday night I am
At home most likely. Playing video games or trying to get some writing done. I like to go out and have a good time occasionally though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never been much for shame, so there's not much I won't admit to. But for the sake of transparency I'll admit that my first "crushes" (in a sexual sense at least) was the voice from a book on tape version of "The Girl on the Milk Carton" I looked forward to that English class every day.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You feel like it.